Willis

Willis is that weird ass kid that is just kinda there. He is simp who somehow pulls girls way out of his league and no one knows how, not even the girl. He’s probably the kid that gets bullied on the daily. If your name is Willis, your parents probably hate you (unless you last name is Willis then your a badass mf)

Kyle “How the hell did Willis pull your ex?”
Me “I don’t even think HE knows how he pulled any girl, bet his dad wishes he pulled out though. I would if I was his dad”

by CowboyCasanova March 10, 2020

Wesely Willis

A 300 lb songwriter. Once a homeless man. Now dead.

We will miss you wesely willis.....

by TJ Green November 20, 2003

willis reed

The coolest person ever the best basketball player of all time. Much better then phill jakson.

Man you play bassketball almost as good as willis reed

by rj March 30, 2003

The Bruce Willis

A sex act in which a bald man inserts his head in a woman's vagina. Coined on the podcast "The Glory Hole" on Riotcast.com

"THe Bruce Willis is a sex act in which a bald man inserts his head in a woman's vagina

by see-rod June 12, 2012

Willis

A legend that gets all the girls ass and pussy.

Willis you are a legend here is my ads and my pussy

by Savage804 February 28, 2017

Max Willis

A rare mineral with high resistance to shear forces and straight-on impacts. Used in deep sea mining and as bait during big-game hunts.
See also booty

"I'll be lowering some Max Willis to the sea bed in preparation for the extraction of that aluminum thiosulfate."

by Dr. Unununium Kersplunkle February 23, 2008

Dirty Willis

A variation on the classic Dirty Sanchez. During anal sex, the man takes his penis out of his partners ass and rubs it on his or her chin, creating a lame goatee.

After I gave her a Dirty Willis she looked like a relief pitcher for the Chicago Cubs.

by JCarino June 11, 2006