Snyder time: When life is ~10% or greater in slow motion for you. You slow things down, willfully, and exorbitant details which you share with friends have nothing to do with anything helpful to helping you or the plot succeed. Lifestyle choice where a lot of caring people with impacted time & lives on the line hate you, but you act confidently enough to assure “the rest” your dream makes sense and is truly novel. To be on Snyder time you must be born rich, or on “Kanye level” of self-assurance.
“Wow. You took 5 hrs to write a 200 word email? You must be operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
“Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
“Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
by sheamusvonirish April 18, 2021
Get the Snyder timemug. Jaden Snyder is the best guy you will ever meet he’s the sweetest most kind and funniest guy ever he loves video games and going to the movies if you meet Jaden snyder you should definitely keep him in your life you would never wanna lose a guy like Jaden Snyder.
He’s very handsome and sweet and funny he’s worth keeping in your life as long as you can.
He’s taken.
He’s very handsome and sweet and funny he’s worth keeping in your life as long as you can.
He’s taken.
by Jadenismine12 May 5, 2022
Get the Jaden snydermug. Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: You remember Rory Keane?
Person 2: Yeah, Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder in Oppenheimer!
Person 1: You remember Rory Keane?
Person 2: Yeah, Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder in Oppenheimer!
by courtofowls September 6, 2023
Get the Rory Keane as Hartland Snydermug. a place where people talk about other people ALL THE TIME!!! they continuously don't do anything about having roaches and spiders. everyone talks abt people on social media, but when they see us in school they don't do anything. the teachers are part racist and the classrooms smell like shit. then girls talk shit on each other and then get on snapchat and act all depressed. EVERYONE IS WORRIED ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE EXCEPT THEMSELVES.
by yourmomsmells2 June 6, 2019
Get the cecelia snyder middle schoolmug. Probably the smartest most cunning individual you will ever meet. One tough mother effer
Makes the best cabinets in all the land
Makes the best cabinets in all the land
Where did you get those cabinets? From charles snyder! Oh damn those be the best cabinets in all the land
by Cabinet guy November 9, 2022
Get the Charles snydermug. by Bribrilovesyousomuch October 9, 2022
Get the Mike Snydermug. by Eduardo O November 1, 2010
Get the Snyderedmug.