Gladstone wiggle

the stroking and wiggling of your flaccid penis in the attempt to make it hard.

Did you see the guy accidentally posted himself doing the Gladstone wiggle on snapchats' public map last night?

by FilthyMexicn November 18, 2018

Wagon Wiggles

A sexual position in which a males partner must pull his penis like the handle of a wagon. Once proper grip is executed, his partner is to pull him across the room while wiggling violently until proper arousal is a achieved.

My wife gave me the best Wagon Wiggles last night.

by GayJezus February 05, 2013

Wiggle Trickin

To snitch on people in the workplace

" Another email??..someone is Wiggle Trickin again!! "

by ECT_transportation January 02, 2012

Snazzy Wiggles

Your flamboyant, only-child, obnoxious co-worker who doesn't know when to lay off. He/she constantly plays office pranks and can't seem to focus on their actual job.

"I think it was Snazzy Wiggles who put that plastic bug in your water bottle and put vaseline on your desk drawer handle."

by Sweet Business November 30, 2006

wiggle pigs

n. A synonym for white ladies' breasts. Imagine two little pink piglets squirming and jiggling around. They might look like a pair of C- to D-cup tits.

Hey, baby, how about you lose that shirt and let me play with your wiggle pigs.

by SkidMarkyMark April 30, 2010

Wiggle waffle

A pet name for male penis', especially when it's covered is syrup and cream

Lily: Mr grey was a teacher by day and a Wiggle waffle by night
Sophie: ohhhhh tasty

Lily: ikr we tried it last night when he was "helping me with homework"
Sophie: What with Mr Grey, damn son
Lily: i like it with a cherry on top

by jellytoes February 11, 2019

thizzle wiggle

Dancing while you are thizzed out. On a pill.

A- Hey whats that one song by MAC DRE he said something about wiggle?

B- Aw you talking about "I do the thizzle wiggle right in ya face and tho you in the trunk with the bumb and the base"!! That one?

A-Yeah thats it "yadada mean"

by mostwuntd June 19, 2010