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Widget

hey man, did you see that widget?
by puttingupafight November 19, 2010
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widgetary

The magical, black art of providing bite sized chunks of information, easily digestable to a wider audience.
"Hey, thats some mighty fine widgetary you have created"
by TheHowitzer March 27, 2008
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an ornamental "bobble" fastener for ponytails and braids -- two beads or other ornaments attached to either ends of an elastic loop or elastic figure 8
I just got a pair of hello Kitty widgets
by Sparki July 29, 2003
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wigit

Dude, I saw an vintage porno from the 80's today. Those skanks all had big bushed beavers. I'm so glad the loose cum dumpsters today have wigits.
by ferciouskniff March 8, 2011
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Widget

Those little flood things that squirm around in halo.
- "Aw man! I cant believe those widgets killed me!"
- "That widget just took over that guy!"
by Drinkwata January 14, 2008
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Widget Game

This is a game that can only be played by individuals who consume Guinness (or similar pub draughts, such as Murphy's) from a can. Only those who are aware of what the "widget" inside the can is are able to take part in the Widget game.

After the consumption of a pint, pick an opponent to take part in the Widget game. Remove the widget from the can, and have your opponent stand about 20 feet from you with their back turned. the goal is to throw the widget as hard as you can at the person's back. Two throws are permitted. If done correctly, a round, circular mark will begin to appear on their back where the widget hit.

This game is not for a weak individual who cannot withstand a sharp pain.

If you hit your opponent's back with the widget, you score a point. Your opponent then gets two throws at you, and if they hit you, the game continues. The game can continue as long as desired by participants.

Honor, Valor, and Prestige are awarded to the winner.
Instigator: Widget Game?
Opponent: Sure. What's the widget game?
Instigator: The rules are simple. I will explain as we go.
by dcooper5 April 18, 2010
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Widget

A tiny vestigial brain which is all that remains of the person's intellect after years of mental self-harm

The 'widget' drives extremely retarded behaviour, loves to be the centre of attention and is often to be found railing against an irrational sense of injustice, corruption or lack of integrity.

Can become abusive but amusing when roused.
That guy is hassling me everyday 'cos he thinks I stole his bubble-gum stickers, what a widget!
by rex12 May 14, 2011
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