Weevel

Any number of philosophically experienced homeless/beggars. Regardless of the philosophy that the Weevel spouts, be it ingenious or just random babble, the listen will then think about what he or she has heard, and reflect upon his or her life. This is the power of the Weevel.

Jim: I just met the most intelligent man I've ever seen down the street.
Me: You mean Thomas the bearded Weevel?
Jim: Yeah, he got me to apologize to my ex girlfriend for cheating on me.
Me: He got me to start buying larger pizzas so I throw away more so he can eat the leftovers in the garbage...

by Skretch August 24, 2009

Wiggity Weener

Of or relating to or acting like Stong Sad.

SS: Hey Strong Bad.
SB: Hey Wiggity Weener

by Uri Kelman April 10, 2004

Pukin The Weener

1)chokin the chicken 2)slappin the monkey
3)pleasuring the tralala

Nic said he was Pukin The Weener all over that girl

by Darth_Vato13 June 25, 2008

Weebelybob

A person who forgets to take their bag after an english lesson.

Hana: 'Katie You forgot your bag, OMFG i forgot mine too!'
Katie: 'OMFG we are such weebelybobs!'

by Katie Lass January 21, 2009

weener

people who say 'smart guy'

smart guy up theres a weener and probably recommended my post for deletion because hes a bush lover, both kinds most likely.

by not smart guy August 15, 2003

weener king

one who is king of weener, even if in means having sex with the ...weener or oral contraseption of the weener.

Ethan Hinson is he weener king...fucking ass hole.

by Whitney B.b November 25, 2003

Contra Weener

the weener times weener weener.
Also may suggest the castration of a person.

Hey man,stop contra weenering me!
-or-
She's so busting my balls man..I feel like a contra-weener

by ThePhDMan November 20, 2010