Modern Warfare 2

The most effective contraceptive known to mankind.

Jill: Hey, wanna have sex?
Bill: Sure, lemme just play some Modern Warfare 2 first
*Plays for seven hours straight*
Jill: How about now?
Bill: Nah, pwning noobs makes me tired. I'm going to sleep.

by ipwnmadnoobs June 2, 2010

Wafer Bite

That one bite of food that you just can't eat because you are too full.

Or, that last bite of food that makes you feel like you are going to be sick.

Reference to Monty Python's Meaning of Life. More specifically the first sketch of "Part VI: The Autumn Years".

Oh, that was my wafer bite. I think I am going to be sick.

by Jaime Rama May 6, 2011

warford

Warford is the last name of the most AMAZING people on the planet. Funny, caring, loyal, and giving. A Warford will always have your back and is always there for you.

have you talked to a Warford yet? They will always help and make you feel good!

by iamtheking21 August 14, 2014

pit warmers

Breasts that are so large or droopy that when a woman lies on her back, the hang into her armpits. See also: Pit Hangers.

That jogger should tuck those pit warmers into her pants before someone gets hurt.

by serialkitten February 4, 2004

David Warner

Although appearing in numerous films such as Titanic, Sweeney Todd, Star Trek V & VI, Quest of the Delta knights (in which he played both the bad guy AND the good guy), Scream 2 and The Omen, to name but a few,he generally reguarded as; OH! I know that bloke! He was in that film I saw, can't remember his name...

Sometimes it is perceived that he will take any role he's offered and so when discussing who will be cast in parts in upcoming films, the general consensus is: maybe David Warner will do it...

Oh look it's that bloke who got his head chopped off in The Omen. Let me IMDB him... It's David Warner...

by OrbThesela January 8, 2009

haley warner

sexy ass
beautiful
smart
not fat
sexy

damn haley warner is so fucking sexy

by iuihiu December 1, 2010

Genital Warfare

(Noun) When a person uses sexual behavior to create interpersonal leverage. Usually refering to the giving or withholding of sex to gain favor in a situation. Typical of women, but men are capable to use this tactic as well.

Can also be used to describe the tactics of overtly sexual behavior or dress in public places, used to influence the crowd.

1) Becky engaged in genital warfare to convince her boyfriend to be more commited to the relationship.

2) Damn that girl is engaging in genital warfare coming to a classy party dressed like that.

by sanyamamike January 9, 2011