The Russian Warthog is when one uses gel or Elmers Glue to sculpt his pubic hair into tusks and a babushka, so as to make his penis look like an Angry Russian Warthog.
Last night I went out with Anastasiya and unveiled my Russian Warthog. She love it, but I almost poked her eye out with the left tusk.
by Dr. Kennith Ian Buss November 28, 2011
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An idiot encountered on the Net who thinks that everything is free. Usually speaks in an incomprehensible jargon culled from the SMS lexicon
"I wanna download Quake 2 it's five years old so it's free"
"Can sum1 tell me I wanna download quake 2 can ne1 up it pls"
"Can sum1 tell me I wanna download quake 2 can ne1 up it pls"
by Morningside712 February 22, 2004
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by bibi002 November 29, 2020
Get the waref mug.When you look at her deep, passionate, mysterious cocoa-colored eyes, no matter how saddened you’re by this reality, a sudden feeling of calmness takes over you. She likes sweets and candies and has a color taste of light purple and green. Kiwis would be her favorite to represent her calmness and may initially seem slightly more reserved and polite. But all the sweets and candies in the cosmos can compare to her grin.
Be me: I met a girl with a heart of gold who look so nice, I met a girl who had angel eyes. Her smile was so precious like a jewel on a crown, And her eyes so deep, in which many have drowned.
Her name is Wareesha!
Her name is Wareesha!
by BananaBreadEnjoyer420 October 18, 2022
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Or, the thousands of programs sent to new computer users that don't realize that their security & firewall already provide enough protection from programs these dopes want you to buy.
Or, the thousands of programs sent to new computer users that don't realize that their security & firewall already provide enough protection from programs these dopes want you to buy.
I had a page come up that looked just like a " Microsoft Windows Vista OS" and almost fell hook,line & sinker for this "Scare-Ware" until I noticed in the lower left hand corner that the "address" of the computer security system was no where near the same as mine. These programs also confuse us further by giving us double negative choices such as:
"If you want to cancel this application, click No" & if you want to "Save to File on your computer,click Cancel" which is thoroughly confusing.
"If you want to cancel this application, click No" & if you want to "Save to File on your computer,click Cancel" which is thoroughly confusing.
by BigGnuSwede May 31, 2009
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