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Walker Syndrome 

The term given to a white person with oriental shaped eyes. Named after the first known sufferer, Joshua Walker, it can afflict any body although it is many believed to be down to genetics. Haley Joel Osment is a sufferer of W/S.
Guy 1- Hey, you seen Haley Joel Osment lately?

Guy 2- Who?

Guy 1- You know, that gay kid from such films as A.I and sixth sense...

Guy 2- White dude with chinese eyes?

Guy 1- Hey! It's called Walker Syndrome but yea, thats him.

Walker of Shame

Walk of Shame in a nursing home, where the visitor uses a walker to get back to their own room after hooking up in another resident's room. They may or may not remember if it was a one nighter or not.
Nurse 1: Blanch wasn't in her room this morning.
Nurse 2: last night she was visiting Norman in his room.
Nurse 1: oh- here she comes now, doing the Walker of Shame back to her room.
Nurse 2: look at that smile! Maybe I should sign up for Norm's sponge bath!

walker middle 

Walker middle is a crack head school where kids are over dramatic, stupid, and the principle could care less. The teachers will do weed with you.
Walker middle is the best place to smoke weed.
walker middle by mr.crackhead January 19, 2020

Walker Stalker

one who actively stalks the singer/songwriter/producer, Butch Walker.
Brosef #1: "Do you think we'll get to meet Butch at his show tonight? I know where his tour bus usually parks...maybe if we hang out around there we'll get to see him!!"
Brosef #2: "Dude, stop being such a Walker Stalker, you're starting to creep me out."
Walker Stalker by *leah* July 27, 2006

Walker Charter Academy 

West Michigan is the home of The worst school EVER............the teachers ride ur dick so hardcore it starts bleeding FUCK THIS SCHOOL, STOP RIDING MY DICK SO HARD U BALD HEADED FUCk
Mr.Stevens Rode my dick so hard when he was assistant principal at walker charter dick riding academy,
FUCK DICK KRUEGER
Walker Charter Academy sucks ASS

walker's mom 

One horny slut, after the football game we (everyone in attendance) all got some of that ass! It was like throwing a toothpick down a hallway. See also Grand Canyon.
Last night.
walker's mom by Nooch December 22, 2003