vulvapalooza

A large gathering of women, with few, if any, men.
See sausage party.

"This is a total vulvapalooza, where are all the men?"

by Zach Lash May 24, 2006

The Vulcan Hello

A polite euphemism for anal sex amongst some Star Trek fans.

Stacey wasn't too happy when I tried to give her The Vulcan Hello.

by CalSouth September 19, 2017

VulvaTron

A robotical poon person.

A Vulvatron is attacking the city, we are all going to die.

by Clayton & Erik March 25, 2004

vulva block

the female version of cock block, when one girl prevents another from having sex. Can happen many ways. A)stealing someone's action, B)or boyfriend, or C) walking into the middle of another female trying to engage someone.

"He winked at me first! You totally vulva blocked me!"

by Nezbit July 1, 2005

Vulcan Vagina Clamp

A vulcan vagina clamp is derived from the Vulcan greeting whereby the right or left hand is raised so that the index/middle finger and the ring/little finger are spread, making the shap of a "V;" when put sideways, the two top fingers go into a humanoids vagina and the bottom two fingers (not the thumb) go into the humanoids ass. Similar to the two in the pink and one in the stink, except you put two fingers into the stink.

Hey Svenak, I heard you gave that Romulan bitch a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp!

OR

Spock gave Uhura a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp after Vulcan blew up!

by ArtofAwesome May 10, 2009

Awkward Vulva

In the vein of "awkward animals" one creates with one's hands during an awkward lull in the conversation- the awkward vulva is performed by making both hands into a mouth-like shape, with the thumbs forming the bottom jaw and the fingers overlapped forming the upper jaw, so to speak. then open and close the "mouth." True, the Awkward Vulva is oriented horizontally, unlike a true vulva, but it is, after all, an AWKWARD vulva. it is accompanied by the chant "Awkward Vulva!" *clap clap, clap-clap-clap* (to the tune of "its all over")

Guy #1: Man, that sandwich was delicious!
Hot Asian Chick: oh really? was it a dick sandwich?
Guy #1: yes.
...
Guy #2: AWKWARD VULVA! *clap clap, clap-clap-clap*

by ladelfull_of_soup October 19, 2010

vulva

The most beautiful, delicious thing in the world. More commonly known as a pussy. The vulva is the external part of the pussy, commonly misidentified as the "vagina," which is actually the inside part.

It's amazing that so many people are uneducated and refer to a vulva as a vagina. Idiots!

by Woody Thomas May 14, 2007