gaboon viper

General word for a black person, especilly one that is acting sneaky or dodgy or that might be looking to jump out and mug you or shake you down for money.

I was walking to the bus stop in the dark when a gaboon viper jumped out and threatened to shank me for my bus ticket.

by Tumbleweed assassin July 20, 2016

Viper Piss

After sex, cum dries in the end of a man's schlong. When he tries to pee, it comes out in two streams like a viper's tongue. It usually happens after a night of drinking.

Dang, I had the viper piss this morning. It went everywhere!

by kuddlykitten78 September 5, 2009

viper

(n.) A swift coordinated move, in which the attacker approaches an unassuming victim who is standing up. The attacker kneels down and, with gusto and vim, sticks his/her arm between the victim's legs and reaches up to pinch the victim's belly. As this happens the attacker yells out, "Viper!!" Please note, the viper must be done with care, lest contact with other organs is accidentally made. (v. to viper) to give a person the viper

(n.) Oh my god, I can't believe that guy gave me the viper!

(v.) That's right, chump! You've just been vipered!

by RCP April 26, 2006

Viper

Someone who can be cool, but is often calculating your every move on the inside. They can be deceptive and decietful, and appear to be all knowning at times because of people's predictability.

They often prey on your weaknesses, and notice all of your flaws just by looking at you.

However because of their ability to see indefinite flaws, they wind up hating themselves, because they see all of their own flaws in extreme detail.

In general, "Viper" would be the name for your sneaky, slightly badass, tough friend who's skilled at many things the average biddy would never dare to try.

I didn't notice how bad Jimmy's acne was until that Viper pointed it out.

She's such a viper, she looks all sweet but she's just using him for gossip.

by BlackPowderMinusTheD March 29, 2010

viper strike

the act of kissing someone so suddenly that they are stunned and unable to react.

trust me, she's just your distant cousin. just go on and viper strike her!

by peter pancakes June 21, 2009

vipe

whore, skank, bitch, cunt... a combination of all feminine insults

shes such a vipe. did you hear what she did yesterday? such a whore.

by kiddo56 November 5, 2010

VIPenis

When a VP or higher work authority is being a DICK!

Alex: I don't know how much more crap I can take from my boss Coover...
Mattie:Yea he has nothing to help better the company.
Dane:The only thing he's got going on for him is he's a real VIPenis!

by xxfishnetsxx December 11, 2009