Vacation Beard

When a normally clean shaven fellow lets his facial hair grow the entire week he is on vacation in an attempt to see:
A) How long it will grow

B) How long he will last before it itches so much he has to shave it off

A) Ben was very proud of his vacation beard that he kept until monday morning before his first day back at work.

B) Ben's vacation beard only lasted until Thursday, when the itching became too much and he had to shave it off.

by JayBeeL November 4, 2009

Vacation Goggles

The act of lowering your hook up standards while on vacation. Similar to beer goggles and generally they go hand in hand.

I can't believe I hooked up with that fat Jamaican guy. I totally had on my vacation goggles.

by GingerClaus November 13, 2011

poor man's vacation

Getting drunk or high. You may not have the money to go to Disneyland, but for twenty bucks you can get shitfaced enough that you won't care.

c.f. Ani DiFranco "My Country Tis of Thee"

Haven't seen Dog all week. Where he at?

He on the poor man's vacation.

by Goso September 28, 2011

Tomato Vacation

The act of turning red as a tomato when drinking. Most asians are effected by this. The phrase is used as a desirable state that has a positive connotation with it.

Seldon: Yo, let's get wall-papered.
John: Bro, I haven't gone on a tomato vacation in days.
Seldon: Dude, the other tomatoes are waiting for you, let's go.
John: Psych me up.

by ThePope711 June 13, 2011

vacation slut

when a girl is super easy just because its vacation and it only takes 5 minutes to hookup with her

Guy 1: Dude how was your cruise?
Guy 2: it was awesome! i talked to this girl for 5 minutes and then was able to get her back to my room.
Guy 1: Gotta love those vacation sluts

by hotdogchicken November 24, 2010

vacation dick

a penis you only want when really drunk or on vacation. Its very large and leaves your vagina stretched out and butt hurt for the next few days

i went to Florida for spring break and had some vacation dick.

by liltomhung June 6, 2016

vacation in hell

Time spent away from your usual routine but that you can't really enjoy.

Having a broken leg was like taking a vacation in hell. On the one hand I was on vacation, on the other hand I was in hell.

by Kriya Singh February 6, 2006