Vancouver

A Canadian city where people smoke so much weed, breathing in a bad neighborhood can make you stoned.
There's also a hobo shooting up heroin every 2 meters, Just avoid anywhere outside the highrise area. especially surrey.

Also good luck moving here. housing prices go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Person 1: Hey you hear Jake is moving to Vancouver
Person 2: very funny. nobody can afford that.
Person 1: well he's already a heroin addict so I think he fits the bill

by BrotImWeltraum June 30, 2022

Vancouver

Large city in the province of British Columbia in western Canada. Includes suburban areas such as Surrey and New Westminster in its metro area. A lot of movies are made here. Basketball team moved to Memphis, Tennessee.

I didn't know if I had arrived in Vancouver until someone told me I had.

by Nutmegger September 24, 2003

Vancouver

n. a beautiful city where people riot and set cars on fire as a result of a lost hockey game ... proof? Youtube it!

v. common reference to the Vancouver riots of 1994 and 2011.

n. Can't wait to go to Vancouver to watch another stupid riot ...eh?

v. Dude don't go all Vancouver on us ... she dumped you so move on.

by die_laughing June 21, 2011

West Vancouver

A beautiful but sleepy suburb connected to the city of Vancouver by the Lion's Gate Bridge.

After dinner downtown, we drove back over the bridge to West Vancouver.

by thebatcave? January 3, 2008

Vancouver Maple Log

A Canadian sex act which involves a man putting maple syrup and pecan nuts over his penis and inserting it inside a vagina.

Women: i asked my boyfriend for a donut and he gave me a Vancouver Maple Log instead.

by Sticky Flapjack King April 4, 2012

Vancouver Snow Cone

A maneuver which is performed when making passionate love to a female snowboarder or skier. Just as you reach orgasm, you slam her (Snowboard or Ski) helmet on her head, lift the visor and ejaculate copious amounts of semen into her helmet. You then must slam the visor shut and vigorously shake her head about, plastering her with semen. Then you remove the helmet, leaving a white frosted coating on her head, resembling the top of a snow cone. Inspired by some fine ass 2010 Winter Olympian Skiers.

Skeez: Yo I'm going to Vancouver to watch the Winter Olympics.

Bates: Oh shit, last time I went to the Winter Olympics, I stuck my chode in like 3 sluts helmets. I was serving more snow cones than a carnival.

Skeez: I must partake.

Bates: Nothing like a administering a Vancouver Snow Cone my friend. Nothing at all.

by Dr. Gomez Aka Brandon February 18, 2010

vancouver canucks

The team that needs to fire there head coach and reorganize the core players because the FANS DESERVE A STANLEY CUP FOR ONCE.

"Fuck the Vancouver Canucks!" says Billy.
"No fuck you Billy." says Steve

by matthew mcleod April 27, 2006