by TA is retarded June 1, 2009
Get the useless mug.The word used by the character in every action film with some form of comedy, who need persuading to help in the quest of the main characters.
The characters are always in the same form, be it the:
-Child
-Guy who has given up
-Guy who was hurt by main character or
-The fat shithead who makes you sit in the cinema for a whole 5 minutes more than needed just cause he wants something in return.
The characters are always in the same form, be it the:
-Child
-Guy who has given up
-Guy who was hurt by main character or
-The fat shithead who makes you sit in the cinema for a whole 5 minutes more than needed just cause he wants something in return.
Main character(s): Can you tell us where he is?
Child: No! You were mean to me! I wont tell you!
Child: Unless...
-Main character(s) now shown in next scene usually doing or wearing something completely moronic.
Child: No! You were mean to me! I wont tell you!
Child: Unless...
-Main character(s) now shown in next scene usually doing or wearing something completely moronic.
by CtrlAltDelete May 16, 2009
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Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."
Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"
Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"
by Dustin J White October 22, 2008
Get the Useless Boner mug.A girl who makes herself available to the men around her, allowing them to think she will perform certain sexual favours, whilst not in fact ever performing such favours. Hence useless boob. The boob is there, but useless as she will not allow anyone to make "use" of it.
by Sir William Arsenpuffin April 20, 2003
Get the useless boob mug.n: Useless help is when you have a problem (usually computor/xbox/ps3/etc based) and you find a forum, download, or manual telling you how to fix it. Then, the dowload, forum, or manual fails to fix your problem.
FORUM:
You- Well, I already tried (x) but it didn't work.
noob- Well, try (x)
You- UGH I DID THAT noob!
DOWNLOAD:
Hmm this software looks useful.
(After an hour..)
Crap, I already had that!
MANUAL:
You- It says (x)... Well, I did that, so how about advanced help?
(After 5 minutes to find that shit...)
Damnit, it says the same thing!
{In all cases, you have been given Useless Help}
You- Well, I already tried (x) but it didn't work.
noob- Well, try (x)
You- UGH I DID THAT noob!
DOWNLOAD:
Hmm this software looks useful.
(After an hour..)
Crap, I already had that!
MANUAL:
You- It says (x)... Well, I did that, so how about advanced help?
(After 5 minutes to find that shit...)
Damnit, it says the same thing!
{In all cases, you have been given Useless Help}
by LordAflak September 9, 2010
Get the Useless Help mug.the useless fuckface urbandictionary editors who wouldn't know a proper urban colloquialism if it bit their nose off, shit on their face, and paid them a thousand dollars.
you realize that the useless fuckface urbandictionary editors won't approve your word because millions of people in your region use that phrase? You should threaten them or pay them first.
by chaqwud April 25, 2013
Get the useless fuckface urbandictionary editors mug.Crane flies, also known as mosquito eaters or mosquito hawks. They are useless and don't even eat mosquitos.
Do you see that crane fly over there? "We should kill it" Crane flies are useless and don't even consume mosquito eaters.
by Hecketh March 24, 2019
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