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TA is useless because he typed the word 'obbject'
by TA is retarded June 1, 2009
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Unless

The word used by the character in every action film with some form of comedy, who need persuading to help in the quest of the main characters.

The characters are always in the same form, be it the:

-Child
-Guy who has given up
-Guy who was hurt by main character or
-The fat shithead who makes you sit in the cinema for a whole 5 minutes more than needed just cause he wants something in return.
Main character(s): Can you tell us where he is?

Child: No! You were mean to me! I wont tell you!

Child: Unless...

-Main character(s) now shown in next scene usually doing or wearing something completely moronic.
by CtrlAltDelete May 16, 2009
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Useless Boner

A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.
Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."

Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"
by Dustin J White October 22, 2008
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useless boob

A girl who makes herself available to the men around her, allowing them to think she will perform certain sexual favours, whilst not in fact ever performing such favours. Hence useless boob. The boob is there, but useless as she will not allow anyone to make "use" of it.
God leala, you're such a useless boob. Let's make out....
by Sir William Arsenpuffin April 20, 2003
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Useless Help

n: Useless help is when you have a problem (usually computor/xbox/ps3/etc based) and you find a forum, download, or manual telling you how to fix it. Then, the dowload, forum, or manual fails to fix your problem.
FORUM:

You- Well, I already tried (x) but it didn't work.

noob- Well, try (x)
You- UGH I DID THAT noob!

DOWNLOAD:
Hmm this software looks useful.
(After an hour..)
Crap, I already had that!

MANUAL:
You- It says (x)... Well, I did that, so how about advanced help?
(After 5 minutes to find that shit...)
Damnit, it says the same thing!
{In all cases, you have been given Useless Help}
by LordAflak September 9, 2010
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useless fuckface urbandictionary editors

the useless fuckface urbandictionary editors who wouldn't know a proper urban colloquialism if it bit their nose off, shit on their face, and paid them a thousand dollars.
you realize that the useless fuckface urbandictionary editors won't approve your word because millions of people in your region use that phrase? You should threaten them or pay them first.
by chaqwud April 25, 2013
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useless

Crane flies, also known as mosquito eaters or mosquito hawks. They are useless and don't even eat mosquitos.
Do you see that crane fly over there? "We should kill it" Crane flies are useless and don't even consume mosquito eaters.
by Hecketh March 24, 2019
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