Upton Sinclair

A man who wrote the book titled "The Jungle" about an immigrant family coming to the United States to find work. Long , boring, annoying, story short, he saved the packing industry by writing about terrible work conditions and potential cannibalism in the U.S.'s industrial revolution. This is all good and dandy, but we should all remember him as the socialist asshole who ran for governor in 1934. After his after his "End Poverty in California" campaign, he lost. California, which was just as neutral as Nevada currently is, jumped on the band wagon for socialism, or at least the people who wanted this dickhead as governor did. This became a snowball of bullshit until it became California as the rest of the states know it today; a shitty, fascist, you-have-to-conform, SJW littered, pile of hot garbage.

History Teacher: 'Did you know Upton Sinclair wrote the book that saved you from eating other people?!'

Me: 'That's true, but did you know he was a socialist who was influenced by Huey Long, the governor of Louisiana who though we should "Share Our Wealth?"

History Teacher: 'Reallly? I never knew that! *Commie-ness Intensifies*

by A-A-Ron the DM May 15, 2018

Peace be upon him

A term typically used by axis of evil fearing, bourgeois males before paying-out a mate over a trivial matter under the false projection that they are merely being a bitch, but when in realty, they would be extremely happy if their mate would actually die. This phrase is repeated by their listener if they also feel a serious lust for the person in questions death.

Peter: Fuckin David, peace be upon him, borrowed my favorite Ed Hardy jumper yesterday without even asking! And I was supposed to wear it to Empire Of The Sun tonight!
Johnny: What a cocksmoker!

Peter: I know.

Johnny: Peace be upon him.

by BobbyMcNato December 13, 2009

uptonia

Pertaining to Upton, or a philosophy or imaginary state of being that is centered around Upton.

His life is a constant fantasy, it's as if he lives in uptonia.

by Michael C. Upton June 13, 2008

styled upon

Prepositional adverb, past tense.

When some fabulous bastard unwittingly makes you look bad by mere proximity. This probably wouldn't have happened if you'd only just combed your hair, or at least buttoned your shirt...

Guy 1: Crap dude, GQ Jim just walked in. Look at that suit, oh man now Jessica's eyeballin him too, damn...
Guy 2: Should'a stepped it up, bro. Looks like you've been styled upon.

by Zing zing February 4, 2016

questing upon the poop deck

A way to describe the difficulties in choosing between a girl's pussy or ass like a Pirate.

"Hurry up an put it in me!"

"Shush! I'm questing upon the poop deck"

by Aoki-kun February 4, 2020

all upons

A phrase derived from a Strong Bad E-mail. It has no specific definition and it's meaning can change several times in the same paragraph.

Recently it has swept the nation as the hottest slang phrase since "where's the beef?" and "hella." One would be wise to adopt it immediatly into ones vocabulary, otherwise one might be left in the dust as a square or a narc.

As an affirmation:
"Hey, Sharice, did you take the shiznit out to the beshizzle?"
"All Upons, Tyrone."

As an exclaimation:
"All upons, muddafucka!"

As an insult:
"Man, the popo just won't get off our backs! They be all upons, yo."

by Tom Leary May 31, 2005

upsyndrome

1. The state of one's PENIS being in a perpetual state of happiness.

"Ever since meeting Caroline, I think Tom has come down with a bout of up-syndrome."

"...It really sucks having your upsyndrome flair up at a gay bar..."

We always thought Susie was weird, then the truth reared its ugly little head -- out of her pants when she was diagnosed with up-syndrome!"

5:00 News Headline:
"Rare condition found in man with up-syndrome -- are two penises better than one?"

by PetShelterPimp May 13, 2005