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UNDERAGE USER!

U suck like a 12 yr old girl^^

"UNDERAGE USER!"
by fucker August 21, 2003
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underaggerate

To exaggerate negativly a quantity for the purpose of self promotion.
John : My car does 0-60 in only 5 seconds!
Johns friend : Don't underaggerate its more like 12.
by Owen Cox September 8, 2008
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Undersight

To over look a small detail, to miss a nominal item. To forget to do something very small.
Sorry Sir, that was an undersight on my part, to not add that item onto the invoice.
by Podscatter February 9, 2009
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Underage drinking

When a person can fight in wars in risk of getting shot, blown up, hanged, stabbed, and even kidnapped, but is not allowed to drink a simple beverage
cop: you’re under arrest for underage drinking
18 year old soldier: I’ve witnessed my closest brothers in arms dying in my arms. I’ve seen women and children get shot and killed over some fucking tyrannical god. I’ve had to go to the hospital multiple times due to being shot and have even been stabbed once. And you’re telling me that I can’t enjoy 1 beer afterwards.
cop: uhhhhhhh... yes
by Dubiks March 22, 2019
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Yukon Understatement

Immediately after peeing in the snow, one rams his unchub in the pee hole in the snow. After the phallus is sufficiently frozen and frost bitten, the actor pulls one off. Simplicity is key.
"Hey man, how'd your night go? It was so cold out!"

"Awful!"

"How come?"

"This girl rejected me, so I had some terrible blue balls. To relieve the situation, I had an old fashioned Yukon Understatement to set me right."

"Right on, brother."

"Not really. The tip is still frozen."
by Francis Shedaisy March 6, 2011
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underaged

A failed attempt to control someone younger than you.

Ignoring age limits.

Having sex anyway.
Im not underaged, LOOK at me!

Well, look at everyone else. They can do it, so can you.
by Chelsi Renee June 19, 2008
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