Scissor me timbers

A variation of "shiver me timbers," a common pirating term, screamed by women during lesbian lovemaking. The term refers to their interlocking legs, which are often spread at an angle similar to open scissors.

"How does this double headed dildo feel, lesbian lover?"

"Scissor me timbers!"

by Motorboating SOB April 13, 2009

timberwolves

NBA team that's lost in the 1st round of the playoffs 7 straight years; home of KG; balanced team who will be good in '04

The T'Wolves are gonna win a playoff series this year.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Timberlane Regional Middle School

A really sucky square box of hell. Where there are some nice people but most are bitchy attention seekers. There is no diversity here. Like five black kids and that’s it. Half the kids here are on some type of drugs. All the sports suck balls. The only thing I can say that Timberlane is good at is music. They have an awesome music program and that’s really it.

Oh you go to Timberlane Regional Middle School yeah that school is shit

by Dirtycheeseboot October 3, 2019

Justin Randall Timberlake!

Exclamatory, coll.
Used in place of "Jesus H. Christ" to emphasize, convey shock, surprise, or dismay.

"They did what in a Denny's bathroom? Justin Randall Timberlake!"

"Justin Randall Timberlake if he can't limbo."

"K-Fed leaves Britney and her life actually takes a turn for the worse? Justin Randall Timberlake, I didn't see that one coming."

by pronek March 1, 2007

Tember

The name of the ninth month of the year – September – comes from the old Roman word “septem”, meaning “seven”, because in the Roman calendar it was the seventh month. ... In many parts of the world, September AKA 'Tember' is the first month of autumn and it is associated with being fucking badboy. enjoy your 'Tember' lads and lasses

"Lukas, It is known not to go on holiday in 'Tember' ..everything happens in this month, cancel everything!"

by qatrez September 6, 2018

Tyamber

A very beautiful woman.Generally has some form of hidden talent that will make her very wealthy later on in life.

She might've not been the sort in high school,but some years later Tyamber became a very famous author

by KloudSe7en November 26, 2013

Timbernigger

n. A derogatory term for a Native American. Often used in context over land or resource issues.

God damn those timberniggers. They keep scalping my friends. Kill the timberniggers!

by --god lies-- March 27, 2009