proof of da troof

Phrase used to describe a factual situation where one is 100% sure they are correct. The proof part is just the evidence that eventually leads to trooF.

Hey Chuck, my nuts are the biggest in da world and I got proof of da trooF.

by ScoshChuck Produck December 29, 2007

twooter

1) Twooter is a neoligism and is a portmanteau of twitter and hooter, yielding "twooter".

2) A person who visits Hooters or similar tavern and who immediately starts twittering, upon viewing the voluptuous food service workers is called a "twooter".

That twooter is slowing down my drink. Give me another round at table 16.

by garolo September 27, 2009

troofer

Noun- Term of abuse used by Bush supporters against anyone who is openly disbelieving of the Bush Administration's heavily propagandised 9/11 fairytale. The term is used most often in a derogatory way as an ad hominem by neocon trolls in order to avoid dealing with the facts, commonsense, and supporting links presented by 9/11 sceptics

Neocon troll: Often you will find a troofer wearing tin foil on their head.

Sceptic: I've noticed that the only people talking about tinfoil all the time are nutters like you. What's this obsession of you crazies with tinfoil hats?

by Wataru108 January 20, 2009

Toofis

Ghetto slang for teeth or tooth.

Man I gots mines new gold toofis today.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

two of us

its a very beautiful single released by louis tomlinson.
this song is dedicated to his mom who passed away in 2016

Person 1: did you listen to two of us?
person 2: omg yes i cried when i listened.

by Genzdonut September 11, 2020

twoody

a tweet expression of enthusiasm and desire, esp. male

TWEET1: "The Beatles-Rock Band trailers on YouTube are the most amazing video that I have ever seen!!!!! INCREDIBLE!!!!"

TWEET2: "Dude, it looks like you've got a twoody over it. Settle down."

by SATXbassplayer December 8, 2009

twook

A fork with two tines.

Use the twook and carving knife to carve the turkey.

by @$$bl@55+3r December 27, 2016