toadscrab

noun

1 - a a very serious growth on the genitalia (from not washing thoroughly and having sex with black people
2 - a very ugly person that everyone publicly makes fun of for being ugly

origin - the result of jesus trying to solve the jumble and getting so frustrated that he invents a word thats gross and digusting so he can vent his rage

1 - that bitch has toadscrab

2 - she's the toadscrab of the earth

by showspsode201 February 14, 2012

toad penis

When the mushroom head of the penis has warts.

There was no way I was have sex with that toad penis.

by Badass36 August 15, 2015

Twoat

Someone who used to be an attractive, fresh-faced lad but who has bloated with age and become rough and haggard. Derived from "twink"

He's become such a twoat, I swear he doesn't even wash these days.

OK he's a cute twink now but give him 10 years and I guarantee he'll be a gross twoat

by Majorprivates February 2, 2019

toad life

A person who leeches off others and is without a job or doesn't have the means to support himself and shows no remorse for his/her actions. Hence enjoying his/her ToadLife

I'm stuck on island with no money oh well toad life

by Todd_N April 11, 2019

Toadstool

the spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically in the form of a rounded cap on a stalk, especially one that is believed to be inedible or poisonous.

Joseph: "Hey, Nick."
Joseph: "Can I eat toadstool?"
Nick: "No, we can't eat toadstool."
Joseph: "Why?"
Nick: "Mushroom poisoning, also called toadstool poisoning, toxic, sometimes fatal, effect of eating poisonous mushrooms."

by /gamerule keepinventory true December 4, 2020

Toadism

THE TOADS WILL RULE THE WORLD! TOADS WILL CONQUER THE WORLD!

Wanna join my religion, toadism?

by Human that obeys toads December 7, 2020

Toadette

Toadette is a female version of Toad from the Mario Universe she is most well known in the following Mario games: SMO, SMU and SMM2 Story Mode. Toadette is the head advisor of Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom and Toadette is known to sometimes help Mario and his brother Luigi save Princess Peach

"Mario! Mario! Princess Peach and Toadette are missing!" -Toad literally every time a new Mario game releases

by XWarrior8642 May 31, 2022