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Turtle

A beautiful animal everyone likes especially you.
by A turtle thats bored January 30, 2019
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TURTLE

BEST FREAKING TURTLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD, LIKES BEING LICKED 😋
TURTLE is great.
by Marixxlove September 16, 2016
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Turtled

When someone pulls your collar over your head non sexualy sometimes
Chris was turtled when his sex doll pulled his collar over his head
by Christopher turtle May 24, 2018
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Turtled

When you have a small dick and shrinkage. Your dick creeps so you have little hang and mostly head. Very much like a turtle’s head hiding in it’s shell.
My bathroom has a draft from the fan and I’m always turtled when I’m getting into the shower
by Richard Smalls January 31, 2020
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The Turtle

When not being able to go to the toilet, and you have to shit so bad the tip of your shit goes out of your anus and say " heeeey " and goes back inside.
by Uw00tmejt January 22, 2017
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Turtle

When a person, typically a female, regurgitates semen during a blowjob and spits it back up the urethra.
Pamela gave me a damn good turtle last night.
by gustebeast November 6, 2016
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