turrents

When a tall skinny bald guy tries to say turrets.

I died cause all those turrents were shooting me

by Ichiro July 14, 2003

And then he turned the gun on himself

A mock headline. Said as a hyothetical reporter at the scene of a workplace shooting. One who is fed up with the idiocy of a group and is letting them know it.

Supervisor: What are you people doing? I need those reports. I need them in 20 minutes

Guy one: Jim said he was going to do them.
Supervisor: Well, where's Jim?
Lisa: I think he went out some where maybe with Sue.
Supervisor: Sue where's Jim?
Sue: Think he's with Lisa.
Supervisor: And then He turned the gun on himself.

by Nickola1 October 21, 2010

Comidic Turrets

When you have the gift of uncontrollabe humor. It just comes and you say it out loud no matter who cares.

Where do you come up with that funny shit?? I don't have a clue, I guess it is from my Pop. It just comes to me and without thinking I blert it out... It's got me in trouble more then once before. I think it must be a form of comidic turrets.

by CPO BOATS March 8, 2010

turned

A poker term. Similar to rivered except the card that helps your opponents hand is the 4th card instead of the 5th.

Jack has As Ks
Jane has Ah Qh

Flop comes Ad 10d Kd
Turn comes Jd

Jack was turned.

by Joshdajoker April 13, 2008

nigger turned inside out

Italian

Tony is just a nigger turned inside out, you know Italian..

by murraybia December 12, 2015

turded

when someone takes a shit in the toilet and does not flush then someone else has to flush it.

my friend took a crap and just left it there, so i flushed it, and i got turded.

by jeremy poole November 19, 2007

Young Turked

When someone won’t calm down so you attempt to rape them in the ass while listening to Steven Crowder mocking The Toung Turks

Timmy wouldn’t stop screaming, so Jimmy Young Turked him

by Hamburgerman63 May 8, 2019