Tuning the Piano

Having sex within arms reach of a piano

Oh, sorry we were tuning the piano

by dot the eyes March 17, 2011

Fuck-tuning

Any guitar tuning where all six strings are involved. Could have several sharps, flats, etc. and could involve raising or dropping several steps or half steps. Fuck tuning a guitar can take from one to fifteen minutes.

Drummer: Hey, want to cover some Bullet For My Valentine?
Guitarist: Fuck that man, they only play in Drop C, I don't want to be fuck-tuning my guitar.

by TimmyTabby February 14, 2009

tangina

It is short for putang ina which in turn is short for puta ang ina mo. Its closest translation in English is "you son of a bitch!". It is originally a term used to curse someone but, like other filipino curses, it is now used for a variety of other situations such as surprise or amazement.

Tangina mo! Don't ever show your face to me again!
Tangina! That dunk was amazing!

by exzero March 6, 2012

tugging the monkey

male masturbation

When you injure your wrist/ hand.. And someone says:

'Oh too much tugging the monkey was it'

by Redeye_90 February 20, 2014

tugging the turkey

Another way of saying choking the chicken

It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.

Bob: I was totally enjoy tugging the turkey.

Jen: Good for you?

by Alice Hatterson September 7, 2017

Tonging

When two, curvy ladies/BBWs scissor. Tongs (kitchen tool) are bigger than scissors.

"Hey, check out this video of two girls scissoring!"
"No, they're fat so that means they're tonging."

by Savdawg May 21, 2018

tugging on my ovaries

The large temptation a woman gets to have adopt or steal a baby when they see a adorable child

That child’s sooo cute their tugging on my ovaries.

by Wiseteria December 1, 2018