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tinker juice

When you dress up as Tinkerbell from Peter Pan and engage in rigorous sex with someone, to which you then cum directly in their mouth and they swallow it all.
Yoo, wanna drink some tinker juice together?
by XX_BurgerSexarooni_XX April 25, 2022
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Twinker Belle

That Phill is a real Twinker Belle
by MagnumCI November 18, 2022
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cross tinker

Member of the christian traveling community who brings crosses to places of debauchery to remind sinners that Jesus loves them.
I was walking down DP feeling all hammered when the cross tinkers approached me and asked me if I was aware that God loved me.

The cross tinkers bring crosses to IV because that's where they are needed the most.
by Maximilian Sterling May 18, 2010
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midget thinker

A male that thinks with only his second head, penis, to stay with a girl no one likes. He only listens to the voice of his mini me.
We use to hang out with him before he became a midget thinker and thinks about how to continue getting laid, even though his girl drives his friends crazy.
by PureBlood1 February 16, 2015
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Literal Thinker

A person that takes what you say literally, unless otherwise explained. All jokes aside type of person

A person that has little gray area.

A person that has to be in a playing or joking mood to accept humor.
Benjamin is such a literal thinker when reading my innocent text messages
by Just for you BJ May 21, 2017
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Reclining Tinkerbell

When a petite girl is sitting on your face then pulls a reclining chair on you. When you protest, she'll just tell you to suck it up.
Becky forced me to eat her ass last night. God, she's such a reclining tinkerbell.
by ABitCloserToDorime July 12, 2020
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Critical Thinker

"critical thinker": In my humble opinion and contrary to popular belief, I believe that child labor, sex trafficking, and genocide are morally right and should be legalized everywhere, and yes, I do consider myself to be a critical thinker.

Average Person: You stupid son of a bitch you're not a critical thinker you're an immoral egotist who thinks contrarianism is a one-way ticket to being a critical thinker. Blindly going against popular opinion doesn't equal critical thinking. In fact, it's just as far away from critical thinking as being for the popular opinion on everything.
by Silicosis9324 July 14, 2023
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