Shit Trees

Trees with bags of dog shit hanging from them

When an owner of a dog takes it for a walk, bags up the dog shit and throws it into a tree where it proceeds to dangle from the branches, therefore producing shit trees. Usually found in rough estates around the UK.

by 2008 Jason H April 10, 2008

Treeturtle

A distinct and rare turtle from South America that resides in trees. It is known for its four foot tongue with which it snatches lemurs from neighboring trees. Like a flying squirrel, these turtles have flaps of skin between their legs with let them "glide" from tree to tree. They are now considered endangered

Bill's life felt complete after seeing the ultra rare Treeturtle.

by joopfoop September 29, 2009

Treeshiana

A person who always has people in here dms & buh never get cared away cause she can easily replace you in a heart beat

Dat girl is a treeshiana I want to be wit me

by Dubguen November 11, 2019

Treesan

Someone who will always take your Sigma parkour World Records within a month of you getting it. Also very annoying but still cool

*Submits a World Record speedrun*
Treesan a week later:
*Submits a Run about a second faster or more*
Person who submited it first: Stop always stealing my records Treesan

by Ymir188 September 9, 2020

hittin trees

inhaling marijuana smoke

i have fun when im hittin trees

by vasso December 31, 2006

i see trees of green

really? How did you not notice the red roses too? Also did you hit your head because you should be saying "I see green trees." You are dumb.

I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom, for me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

there you go, you got to see some the song.

by Beastmode1158 November 4, 2020

Trapper’s Trick Or Treats

Trapper presents you with two options: trick or treat. Trick being grinded on by Trapper and treat being gifted a pre sucked wet lolly pop. It’s a win win situation. However, if one declines both options and disobeys trapper, they shall be punished. The punishment is being carried away by Trapper’s Jester Pole up your back entrance.

Trapper’s Trick Or Treats was great last night. I wonder where Gary went after he disobeyed Trapper. Has anyone seen him since it?

by mrbellend December 14, 2021