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Superhero Touchdown

The act in which you launch your body off of a stationary object and into the vagina of a human female. While in the air, you shout, "I'm cumming in hot". This is usually done while wearing a cape.
Daniel gave me the Superhero Touchdown last night.
by SuperheroTouchdown October 6, 2016
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Iowa touchdown

When a football team scores 7 points but does so by kicking one field goal and scoring two safeties. Named for the Iowa Hawkeyes, who scored 7 points in this manner against South Dakota State on September 3, 2022.
The Hawkeyesoffense couldn’t score an actual touchdown for shit, but the defense and special teams stepped up to get an Iowa touchdown.
by HarpMonger September 4, 2022
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Testicle Touchdown (Feat. Teezo Touchdown)

When dey swang so lo' dey scrape da con-crete
Ouch! My tingy tonsticlies just hit the Testicle Touchdown (Feat. Teezo Touchdown)

Damnss tha so waddington weddish central!!
by Teezy Tuco January 19, 2024
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Gobbler touchdown

When a gobbler does a running jump like football to intercept a dick going into someone's mouth and take it deep into his gagless throat hole
That man whore sure knows how to score a gobbler touchdown
by Twist his dick November 21, 2023
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Toblerone Touchdown

when your missus has BV and you're out of condoms so you stick a Toblerone box on your penis and go to town, then when you've picked up enough of the BV juices and jizzed in the box, you pull out, take the sleeve off, and touchdown it onto her head. bonus points if it lands in her mouth.
Danny gave me a Toblerone Touchdown last night, I'm telling my therapist all about it tomorrow.
by itsmxra42 April 18, 2024
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Testicle touchdown

Wen dey swang so lo' dey scrape da con-crete
my shi touching down rn, BOOM testicle touchdown
by Teezo Touchdown June 7, 2024
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Canadian Touchdown

When a person witnesses a Canadian couple having sex, specifically in the cow girl position, and the hand move from the shoulders to the ass cheeks of said rider.
i cant believe Ryan witnessed a Canadian touchdown in the woods at summit point this season.
by FireHawk438 November 12, 2025
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