Tiffany

Name of a girl who is comes off as innocent yet sexy in every way. She has the cutest smile and adorable laugh. She's the kind of girl you'd want to chill with, that would be good company cause she's crazy and fun to be with. As relationships go if you get this girl into your bed, be prepared to be torn apart as she is a complete and utter closet freak that isn't afraid to experiment with a pair of handcuffs or a whip. She comes complete with a pair of DSL's, tight firm ass, fine legs, matching rack, cute face with a look that would make you blow your load within 3 min.

R - "yo man you know that girl tiffany?!?"
T - "the girl we chilled with the other day?"
R - "yea man! she's a FREAK!"

by handMauritz January 28, 2010

Sperm Toffee

When a woman (or man) takes sperm and thickens it through a blender, then refrigerates to let it cool. It is then shaped as desired on a piece of tin foil. Then it is placed in an oven (which should be set to 450 degrees (fahrenheit)), after 3 hours it should come out warm and crispy. It is great for snacks.

Tina's specialty is caramel cluster sperm toffee.

by Jeff the vomit guy May 24, 2009

Toff

Wearer of only Ralph Lauren polo shirts, usualy worn inside with loafers and torn up jeans half down their trousers, with 3day old boxers on underneath

Always found drinking jugs of pims brought by daddy or mummy at the local Hunt Ball, or pints of Bitter with their pals in there local underage pub.
Listen to songs like 'Roxanne by Sting' or the Top Gun soundtrack.

Went to Public School paid for by daddy

1. 'Come on tabatha lets get bevved up at keyholes tonight and catch up with henry and marcus'

2. My daddy drives a jaguar

3. Rahh im a toff

4. drink up Richard, or ull have to pour the rest of that beer over your head

5. I love polo

6. 'hi vicki, its bella, mummys just brought me a gucci watch, how amazing am i'

by Rarah Henry January 29, 2005

Tyffani

Tyffani is just another spelling for Tiffany. The spelling of the name is as uniquely divine as the person.

"NEVER cross her!"
"Why?"
"Dude, cause she's a Tyffani"
"oh!"

by aspercreme January 2, 2012

troffaphobia

- fear of pissing in large urinals that resemble a horse troff.

Usually found in large sporting venues the mega urinal provides zero privacy which causes many guys to be gun shy despite a bladder full of beer.

Friend: Hey were is your cousin the third inning is about to start?
You: Ah, he has to wait for a toilet since he has a bad case of troffaphobia.
Friend: What?
You: Yeah, when he steps out to the plate at a big urinal he can't go.

by Dave W. Deathrock February 11, 2009

Tiffany Test

The standard of coolness to which women must meet in order to be deemed "dateable."

"Dude, she is so annoying. She fails the Tiffany Test."

by T-Cho July 18, 2009

teffanie

Slang used to critique fabulous writing. Dope sentence streams.

Teff can be used for short.

"Octavia Butler's writing is so Teffanie."

Student finishes essay. "Voila, Teff!"

by PositiveWordGirl January 5, 2017