Toupee

A Toupee is when one man takes his nutsack and applies it onto the another man’s shaft to create an old western style powered wig/toupee

I heard Tyler and Brad were getting on in last night and he gave him the ol western toupee, Tyler said it was gay but comfy

by Handjizz_201 February 9, 2024

Toupee with chinstrap

A woman Too much bush and not enough bikini. Aka smuggling Chewbacca in her panties.

Did that woman on the beach. She was sporting a Toupee with chinstrap.

by The Anomalous February 20, 2024

Toeteetler

Teetotaler want to be. A Teetotaler describing himself under the influence of alcohol.

“But officer, I’m not drunk! I’m a Toeteetler!!”

by jimbo numb nut February 28, 2024

Tepee Creeping

Hooking up with a neighbor in secret

Ol ‘ Bob has been tepee creeping with the widow next door.

by H2Omelon February 23, 2026

TeePee (pay)

TeePee

refers to a style of aboriginal (North American Indian) Paleolithic home best described as a large tent.

TeePee pay (Aboriginal)
Friend or family benifit payment, can also be used to refer to government checks, or lotto ticket.

TeePee pay (trafficking situations)
TeePee is mafia or organized crime kickbacks or extortion money.

Wend of the month I get my TeePee (pay).

by Modern Women December 5, 2025

TIRE TOUPEE

Any small furry road killed animal repeatedly flattened by tires upon the road surface to the point it resembles a toupee.

A road trodden and flattened animal carcass.

IT'S SUICIDE SQUIRREL SEASON !!!

KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THOSE FUZZY NUT GROPERS OR THEY WILL DART AT YOUR CAR AND BECOME A TIRE TOUPEE !

by Francis7 October 1, 2010

Scandinavian Toupee

The act of taking a serious poop on the scalp of another and vigorously caressing it into their roots.

Becka, your breff is harsh." "Nah, grl. That's just my Scandinavian Toupee.

by AlaLobstah January 2, 2011