The Toddler Effect

When someone is crying for whatever reason, and you begin to cry without knowing why. its just the reaction to them crying.

when i walked in the room and they were crying, i found myself being overpowered by the toddler effect, and i have no clue why.

by The List Maker October 10, 2012

Dream Stan Toddler

This person is definitely a Dream Stan or self proclaimed Dreamsexual or DreamGender, obviously this persons parents stopped trying to take care of this toddler hopefully they realize how much they are mocking the LGBTQ+

Person 1: I’m a dream stan!
Person 2: Dream stan toddler!

by HEYSUAI February 26, 2022

Tart Toddler

One who commits an act of Tart Toddling

That Tart Toddler made me eat a stale poptart!

by Dooley July 16, 2006

The Shitty Toddler

When you're fucking a girl from behind, you discretely stick your thumb in her butt and then put it in her mouth.

Yo I totally did The Shitty Toddler with that bitch from the club last night.

by NigAndNog July 12, 2012

Toilet Toddler

The fecal matter after a food baby belly. Basically the shit after you ate way too much.

I ate too much, it looks like I have a food baby (pointing to stomach). I am going to have a toilet toddler late and I am excited her it's delivery.

by Firebreathingrubberducky May 29, 2017

tonsil toddler

A blowjob induced orgasm

Dude Jane gave me the meanest tonsil toddler last night when we were home alone

by ladyfishy July 18, 2011

Measuring Toddler

The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.

The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.

Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.

by Supertato May 6, 2018