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Timbertop

An upper class school that pretends to care about its students, and pushes them into potentially hazardous environments where they are injured or killed. Many have died there and every single student has had an injury of some kind. The food is shit and they call noodles "miggas" (short for Mi Gorengs). Also if you aren't sexually molested by the staff, you will be by your unit.
MR HALL: Welcome to Timbertop guys!
Everyone: Shut the fuck up.
by JackMeng June 16, 2021
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Big Timber

Big Timber is a small town 60 miles east of Bozeman, Montana that is so small, that if you blink you'll miss it. The town consists of 1,745 people as of 2004.
The coldest temperature on record was -47 in February 1936, and the hottest recorded temperature was 104 in July 1936.
by fairylakegrl March 21, 2009
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Fat-timeline

Using the internet to track someones weight gain (typically from average to fat to obese) over a period of time.
Going on Facebook finding an array of pictures to track the weight gain of a female friend or acquaintance over time and so generate a fat-timeline using the results.
by rhob888 October 3, 2011
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Morning Timber

Masturbating immediately after waking up, with morning wood.
"Hey John, what'd you do this morning"
"Ah, I just Morning Timbered."
"... What?"
by Colver August 11, 2014
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shivery timber

The rare occurrence when chills run down a males body and rest onto his fully erect penis. The resulting sensation is that of the penis pleasuring itself.
Damn. I just had one hell of a shivery timber. I need to change now.
by The real Joe October 4, 2016
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Timbalooza

A party that is usually planned for a great guy that gets continually put off to the point where you question its own existence.
Stacey: "Are you ready for Timbalooza this Friday?"
Timmy: "YEAHHHHH!!!"

(5 weeks later...)

Timmy: "Hey Stacey, when is Timbalooza happening?"
Stacey: "What the hell are you talking about???"
by Mr. T-Bone July 28, 2010
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Justin Randall Timberlake!

Exclamatory, coll.
Used in place of "Jesus H. Christ" to emphasize, convey shock, surprise, or dismay.
"They did what in a Denny's bathroom? Justin Randall Timberlake!"

"Justin Randall Timberlake if he can't limbo."

"K-Fed leaves Britney and her life actually takes a turn for the worse? Justin Randall Timberlake, I didn't see that one coming."
by pronek March 2, 2007
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