tictus

Remastered for the Boys, but

A VERY succulent baby cactus.

It tastes very very good, definitely better than yo girl’s ass.

Guy 1: Ayo man I think you need some tictus.

Guy 2: Oh fuck yea, tictus is the shit. Who doesn’t know about it?

Guy 3: What’s Tictus?

*Guy 3 proceeds to get brutally murdered.*

by DontDropDatDurDurDur October 24, 2020

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Tidus aspel jacob live sky

there is men hes nam es sky and he is are tidus man and is are tidal wave man

woah did u see that ronny? I thunk thinky thank that was a Tidus aspel jacob live sky

by BIG FUCKING BIG sCHOLARSHIPPP January 16, 2021

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ticksucker

Someone who is a sucker for ticks, i.e., someone who will do anything to try a new hyped up beer.

Can you believe Bob paid $50 for another small bottle Anchorage stout on Tavour that’s the same as the last five they released? He’s getting evicted because he blew his whole paycheck on hyped-up beers. What a ticksucker.

by Nicholas D April 2, 2021

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Tivus

Something that Dutch middle/high schoolers like to say on repeat at the tiniest inconvenience. Literal definition for 'typhus'. Sometimes spelled like 'tievus' or 'tyfus'. Very common in online voice chats, gaming chats, schools, bars or basically anywhere in the Netherlands/Belgium.

"Ja maar tivus kutkind Stefan, wat een tievusactie is dat nou weer zeg, tyfuskind"
"Rot op Dante, ik doe me tivusbest, verdomd menspersoon"

by Nederlands menspersoon April 8, 2021

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Titus

Titus is a great and funny guy, probably a drummer covered in tattoos living with his moody girlfriend. Has nice hair and a big penis.
He prefers tattooed girls named Klara.

Look there is Titus?
The big dick guy Titus?
Yeaaaaaa dudddeee

by HotĐuveć November 21, 2021

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Titus Butler

Titus is known widely, especially for the 13 purple hearts he received for petting a small child in Iraq.

Titus has received multiple awards for his generous donation to the congress of federal salt shakers.

Aw man, That kid Titus Butler sure is a variant!

by Jason Curzkandavach January 21, 2022

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