Thunder Thumb

Extreme thumb bruising from intense video gaming.

I got the worst thunder thumb on lap 23 in Nascar thunder 2002.

by bucknastyjoe December 28, 2011

Redneck Thunder

The rumbling cacophony of far-off Fireworks or Mortars, usually heard after the sun goes down.

Spouse: Is that Thunder?

You: Yeah, Redneck Thunder...

by A2endorser December 5, 2014

thunder clapper

A legendary pair of butt cheeks. When patty caked with no hands this ass makes a clapping noise heard for miles around, that of thunder. Their has yet to be a thunder clapper to be born, but ancient prophets along with modern science has foretold that the great thunder clapper will come down from the heavens to show us the erotic ways to twerk and booty clap. Oh great thunder clapper I bow to thee.

Damn, that bitch has a thunder clapper.

by thunder clapper wrangler July 4, 2014

Quaalude Thunder

"That's the shorthand description of a drum fill you hear on certain heavy metal albums--where the guy plays as many notes as he can on all of his thousand tom-toms before he ends with The Big Crash."

-Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book

"For example--say I'm talking to Chad Wackerman. I'll tell him, 'The Quaalude Thunder goes here.'"

-Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book

by Prefect February 22, 2009

War thunder

War thunder, a game that by some miracle of god can render a t72 b3 in 4k on a potato pc. War thunder is best known as a free to play mmo(however to enjoy yourself while playing this game, you will most likely have to spend your hard earned cash on premium packs such as the f5c, a10, mig 21 or leopard 1. However when, after your year of grinding is complete and you can finally play that sweet sweet phantom, mig, Abrams or challenger you will be met with a horrific game full of Russian bias and sweats.
In conclusion war thunder is a great game that I would advise anyone play

(Gaijin please give me my parents back)

Bob:I have over 150 days of playtime on war thunder
Tim: what a fucking virgin

by Bigdaddy69420 June 14, 2022

Hot Thunder

A particularly pungent, searing blast of gas from the anus. Usually following overindulgence in buffalo wings, beer and/or ribs.

"Darling, your spiced pasta was wonderful, but it's given me a severe bout of hot thunder."

by 80sskateculture November 18, 2013

Thunder Matt

The nickname of Matt Murton, the redheaded manchild, who plays LF for the Chicago Cubs.

Thunder Matt had a great game last night, hitting 4 home runs, and saving a kitten from a burning building.

by Chip Wesley September 8, 2008