eh-theism

Canada's official religion.

After hockey, beer, and maple leafs, Canadians prescribe to eh-theism as their religion of choice.

by LutheranLearner May 24, 2014

Theis

Theis is a dude who is bald of nature.

Dude 1: Hey who is your daddy.
Dude 2: Oh, just theis.
Dude 1: That bald dude.
Dude 2: yes, he is super bald.

by Elon Einstein Gates November 24, 2021

A Theist

Someone who believes in a Deity. Not to be confused with an Atheist.

BOB: Look! There's Jeff, he's a theist.

BILL: Jeff's not an atheist, he believes in God!

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

Theis

An awesome guy you love to be around. His name is descendent from the god Thor, so you know he's badass! But a Theis is mainly known for his extremly large penis and his ability to make every woman orgasm. Girls love him and guys wanna be him.

Person 1: "Dude, if you could choose to be anyone, who would you wanna be?"
Person 2: "Theis! No question. I could make every girl cum and i would have an extremely large penis"

by Dhaisor September 21, 2016

Anti-Religious-Theist

Any person that does not believe in organized religion but believes in a god and the core principle commonality found within the earliest versions of all religious doctrines of, "Love thy neighbor".

I am an anti-religious-theist that believes in an individuals right to believe in any god they do choose as long as that belief does not disregard right over wrong morally and does not intentionally hurt anyone else. My religion believes in love.

Not absolutism of one religion being right over another and not who is entitled to what property or possession or land. And not classifying any human being to be better or worse than another.

Just universally recognized love.

by Boomerboy79 December 30, 2016

thesasaurus

The way an idiot would pronounce thesaurus. Usually done by males that have an extremely hard time talking to begin with. Often mistaken for a dinosaur of some kind

you need to look in a thesasaurus.
what's a thesasaurus
you don't know you idiot?

by Ichiro July 14, 2003

thesish

Wimpy humanities paper writing: It is the prototype of the thesis. The thesish might become your thesis statement with some tweaking, but it is definitely not there yet. A work in progress, it is often defined by the stuff you come up with or that somehow winds up in your paper. This way, your thesis cannot really be contradicted by mountains of way more researched and erudite material that you never thoroughly read.

"What's your thesis, Nick?"
"Oh dewd, I don't have one yet. I just got this thesish which changes every time I research a new article."

by Nickyboysmartypants June 26, 2005