by C00per77@t May 6, 2019

(Noun) A person extremely proficient in down hill alpine skiing. A person that partakes in down hill alpine skiing with grace and style. Not to be confused with a Skier. A person who just gets down the mountain in one piece.
Dude, check out that shredder ripping down the mountain. Those shredders rip it up effortlessly as compared to those darn skiers clogging up the mountain.
by Captain Jack Sparrow13 February 3, 2022

ur such a shredder
by brafy November 23, 2021

by Pat46895 January 21, 2022

A pirate shredder is when a female is performing oral sex with cap'n crunch in her mouth and when you ejaculate you scream swab the deck then continue to ejaculate blood all over her body as if she was being shot with cannon balls.
You : yo I was fucking lindsay lastnight and she gave me a pirate shredder.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.
by A well known wigger March 31, 2021

A blowjob, typically performed incestuously, where the giver shreds up the receiver's dick due to their mishapen teeth.
I was with my sister at the swimming hole on Saturday and hooooowee she gave me the hottest Tennessee Shredder!
by A Victim Of Saber March 22, 2021

by TheRealF'NDeal January 6, 2014
