Pulled the mongoose

When you bone at least two different girls in the same day at different times. Have to both be at least an 8 for it to be a true mongoose pulling.

Rob: Did you hear about Greg pulling a mongoose?
Tim: Dude, everyone has fucked two girls in one day,

well I have at least if my mom and sister count
Rob: Uhhh, you definitely have never pulled the mongoose...

by Tim Tebow Did It May 13, 2015

Mongoose-hunters

Guys that looks for blonde hair blue eyes BMX chick too get down with

Did anybody see Avril Lavigne trying to seek attractive Mongoose-hunters in their music videos.

by Ada linn bliss July 9, 2021

mongoose

the way of when someone masturbates then flirts and then rapes him/her when he/she is 18 or older

by diego June 2, 2003

mongoose

Caitlyn Keramman in Season 2 of Arcane

Caitlyn: You Can't be Here!
Vi: Here, like where I landed when this rich, unhinged mongoose just tackled me?
Caitlyn: Mongoose?

by user56787654323456789 February 1, 2025

MONGOOSE

A godly salute to comrades. Usually pitched in a high tone, while screaming louder than ur mom last night.
Also, this word is a different way of saying the french term for "Hello" (Bonjour). It just sounds kinda the same.

(p.s its an inside joke). Another way of saying it could be bounjou.

when teacehr walks in u say: "MONGOOSE MISSS"

by the_jobless_mallu May 29, 2021

slapping the mongoose

violently masturbating. Like how a mongoose breaks a cobras neck by shaking it.

I was slapping the mongoose last night and my dick hurt so much afterwards.

by jimmy dragon slayer 112 May 17, 2018

Mongoose impression

A degenerate bonding ritual where one friend slaps the other full across the face—hard enough to knock the dignity loose—and growls, “Do your best mongoose impression.” The victim, now trembling and shame-charged, contorts their body like a hairless ferret having a nervous breakdown in a sock drawer. Bonus points if they hiss, writhe, or emit a sound somewhere between a squeal and a suppressed moan.

Usually carries a deeply uncomfortable sexual undertone—like someone dared Gollum to seduce a Subway sandwich artist. Equal parts frail, twitchy, and submissively eager, the mongoose impression is less of an act and more of a descent into greased-up, wide-eyed desperation.

"We're at Olive Garden, right? Outta nowhere, Jake slaps Trevor so hard his breadstick flies across the booth, then whispers, ‘Do your best mongoose impression.’ Trevor locks eyes with the waiter, arches his back, and starts chittering like a horny squirrel in heat. They comped our meal out of fear."

by Floyd11 June 20, 2025