a Germ-X Percent

A fast and fun way of saying “99.99%”.

Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”

I may not have finished it, but I at least got a Germ-X Percent done.

by BQ Atkin November 2, 2022

Germ Baes

The act of 2 people who are In a significant relationship are ill at home away from school talking to eachother and a friend that has to suffer at school.

"You guys are germ baes"

by ImAGermBae March 16, 2017

Germ martyr

Someone who shows up to work as a sacrifice while sick but shared his sickness with everyone else

David is being a germ martyr today but it’s only going to make us all sick AF

by Kittykiacz December 12, 2018

Germ Donor

Someone who sneezes proudly and without protection.

Frank: Aatchoooo-ah!
Jim: Well thank you Germ Donor.

by peterbruce01 January 7, 2009

arse germ

An arse germ is a lowlife scumbag who was conceived from left over jism running down an arse crack. They are closely related genetically to shit cunts

You are a fuckin lower than a shit cunt mate. You're nothin but a slimy fuckin arse germ.

by Cuntrycunt March 4, 2017

Germ

Short for German/Germanic, and is a derogatory word for any and all white people, but especially those who either have Germanic ancestry (Scandinavia, Germany, etc.), or who speak a Germanic language, such as English.

Mark: You suck at CoD, lobsterback >: )

Chad: Stfu, you insignificant Germ! Before I come over there and go berserker on you…

by Amogus Sussi Baka September 16, 2022

Germ-Questing

Using your civil disobedience to purposely not wear a mask in public places during a pandemic.

I saw someone germ-questing in the grocery store today.

by Gethmer September 16, 2020