Bathroom Graffiti

Something someone wrote on a bathroom wall, contrary to your typical graffiti (which you’ll see if you drive through a ghetto) bathroom graffiti is typically done with a marker or a pen rather than spray paint. Very easy to find in a public school or a gas station.

Melissa: when I was in high school, someone wrote I was a slut on the bathroom wall.
Courtney: typical bathroom graffiti.
George: in the boy’s bathroom, it was mostly just random swear words and drawings of dicks.

by nutella137 July 17, 2020

Walmart Bathroom

A filthy, gross, monster spawner

I summoned Satan in the Walmart bathroom

by CPTNGoober March 15, 2022

bathroom suck

Two men sucking dick in a bathroom

Mhm your dick taste great I love bathroom sucking

by Gay lover April 12, 2014

Bathroom Hands

When you use the strong, disgusting smelling, pink soap in a public restroom; the STANK stays on your hands for the entire day.

Eww, I don't wanna eat my Wendy's spicy chicken combo cuz i have nasty-ass BATHROOM HANDS!!!

by EarWax796 October 25, 2009

Walmart bathroom

The worst bathroom experience in the world. Anytime you use the bathroom at WalMart, some fat guy plops down in the adjacent stall and proceeds to empty his bowels as loudly as possible, all while breathing heavily

Oh man I'm about to shit my pants!

Well just use the restroom here!

No way, man, this is a Walmart bathroom. Anytime I'm in there some 300 pound guy in a Mountain Dew shirt comes in and blows it up

by bácón November 21, 2021

a bathroom dip

when your friend says shes going to the bathroom but shes really going to get snacks

meg; hey erin im just gona go to the bathroom real quick

a bathroom dip

by jaimesoko November 9, 2009

executive bathroom

The bathroom in most corporate offices reserved for handicapped people, but frequently used by those without disabilities. Termed "executive" for its spacious interior and superior placement in the back of the bathroom away from colleague's offensive odors.

"Aaron frequently uses the executive bathroom, but since everyone thinks he is handicapped, nobody says anything. That and his turds stink!"

by Stanley Steamer April 27, 2007