Fucking Muppet

Someone who struggles to complete a task at work accurately and in a timely manner and generally fucks it up.
Also commonly know as a Luke.

Luke you're a fucking muppet.

by Dino80 October 22, 2019

leather muppet

A person, commonly middle-aged and wealthy, who has tanned, botoxed, and facelifted him or herself to a degree where facial expressions are nearly impossible and the flesh takes on a thickish, brownish sheen. Derived from The Simpsons episode "A Fish Called Selma," in reference to Troy McClure.

A half-dozen leather muppets converged on the mineral makeup counter at the mall and began feverishly dusting sparklies into the hand-tooled lines around their eyes.

by TinaTwice December 30, 2007

milk muppets

female breasts; specifically large breasts that protrude from the chest.

Bro, I'm totally going to sink my face between those milk muppets tonight!

by milkmuppetlove July 17, 2011

Soggy Muppet

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and reaches inside her vagina and masturabates himself.

Curtis wasn't able to finish until he reached in and gave himself a soggy muppet.

by Mr. Jim Henson December 11, 2008

muppet necking

Simultaneously giving a Handjob and a Blowjob, as if you were orally fucking a puppet.

Guy 1: "Hey I saw you hooked up with Katie last night, anything happen?"
Guy 2: "Yea, she was Muppet Necking me all night!"
Guy 1: "Aww what? Damn, you got lucky!"

by Cantalopian April 07, 2015

flaming muppet

A person who has an inability to perform any task acceptably.

"Hand me that spanner over there...no the spanner not the sandwich, you flaming muppet!"

by Olly Poulter April 24, 2004

Fuck Muppet

A Fuck Muppet is a female who loves to fuck and to be fucked. More than just a normal girl. A Fuck Muppet LIVES for sex. She worships cock. She idolizes jizz. If she can't have sex, she will masturbate like Pee Wee Herman whacked out on E in an adult bookstore . Fuck Muppet is not a derogatory comment to a Fuck Muppet. In fact, it is taken as a compliment.

Me: "How was your da...HOLY BAT SHIT...WHATHAFU...*Happy sigh*"

Fuck Muppet: (On her knees, devouring my cock like a hungry animal) "Mmmmffgll grmmmmmm cmmmc...mmmmm"
Translation: "Shut up and give me cock. My fingers hurt, I've melted all the candles, and there is no phallic shaped fruit left in the house."

Me: "Yes MA'AM! Anything for my beautiful Fuck Muppet!"

Fuck Muppet: "(Gaaaa goooo)"
Translation: "Thank you."

by Filthy Rog McBastard October 20, 2006