King Teabag

Glenn Beck

King Teabag led his army of teabaggers at the Alamo.

by LordKinbote April 16, 2009

titanium teabag

The act of swinging your testicles around in a circular motion to create a merry go round action. At the point of extreme velocity, you swing/smack your testicles on someones face, or back of their head.

I have a bruise on my balls because I gave Shanana the titanium teabag.

by udatm909 July 15, 2011

clayton teabag

When you dip your balls in a Sammie Fayes mouth with your asshole on her nose

I just gave this chick a Clayton Teabag

by cbjackson22 November 24, 2016

Ice TeaBag

When a woman sucks Ice cubes prior to the man dipping his nuts in her mouth. When a woman drinks a Icee then the man dips his balls in her mouth.

My girl Bianca decided to Ice Teabag me after drinking her slurpee.

by Jslice September 7, 2018

Egyptian Teabag

A slightly hairer version of the plain old teabag. Thought to be related to the fact that the peoples of the Middle East have thick, dark hair.

Cindy came up coughing violently when Chuck gave her the old Egyptian teabag. Maybe he should catch up to the 2000s and trim the boys! - Sol R.

by Pontius Pilate July 15, 2006

tabatchup

The godly creation invented by two young hellcats while dining at a local Norm's establishment. It is tabasco sauce and ketcup stirred together by a french fry.

Joe: I feel like an orgasm

Robert: Let's go to Norm's and lather a burger with tabatchup.

by RobeezieUpInDaHeezie May 29, 2007

Tabasco

A totally wicked sauce that I use to make my chili even spicier.

Tabasco rulthes!

by ArcticFox November 12, 2003