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Urban Dictionary Texting

Going on urban dictionary and hitting the random button. What ever word shows up use it in a sentence to text someone. Do this repeatedly
Girl: were u urban dictionary texting me last night?

Guy: nope must be a coincidence.
by Thedude July 26, 2012
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Texting Circle

A bunch of people who stand in a circle as if to talk, but instead all text on their phones people who are not in the circle.
Look at that texting circle over there- its pointless.
by Atlastheninja January 20, 2010
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TextInterpretation

The art of being able to instantly interpret a text message laden with misspellings due to typing errors; also used when voice-to-text decodes the wrong word(s) and, based on other information given in the text message, you must decipher what was actually meant to be typed.
TextInterpretation of "I live you" = I love you.

TextInterpretation of "Aee you latee" = See you later.

TextInterpretation of "Where sre yoi?" = Where are you?

Furthermore, voice-to-TextInterpretation: "Should I bring sex tables tomorrow as a side dish?" = Should I bring vegetables tomorrow as a side dish?
by MCBassGuitar December 25, 2010
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texting chemistry

When two douche bags claim to have good conversations through text but are awkward as fuck in person ALL THE TIME.
I mean, he's not even that good looking... but we have good texting chemistry. But its weird in person
by dfwu March 2, 2015
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stalk-texting

What people do when they first start texting you. Gets annoying to BOTH of the people.
Joe: Hey it's Joe
Bob: Oh hey
Joe: So do you um, like videogames?
Bob: yeah.
Joe: Football?
Joe: Baseball?
Five minutes later...
Joe: Play any sports?
Next day....
Bob: Stop stalk-texting me.
Joe: ikr?
by xevilivex October 21, 2011
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treebeard texting

Texting single words with long pauses in between each word, effectively mimicking the tardiloquent speaking style of an ent from The Lord of the Rings.
Treebeard texting:

Me: "Want to come over at three?"
Treebeard: "..."
Treebeard: "I..."
Treebeard: "AM..."
Treebeard: "NO..."
Treebeard: "T R E E"
Me: "K nvm"
by whatisbestinlife March 10, 2014
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Cock Block Texting

when you know your friend is with someone they could be fucking but you keep texting them so they dont get the chance.
Guy1: did you fuck judy?!
Guy2: NO, her friends kept cock block texting us..
by WOOOOOODAMN May 7, 2011
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