Textlexia

A person who has severe trouble remembering other people's names and is a terrible speller when texting. Similar to Dyslexia.

John:(texting) "hey whats up?"
Larry:(also texting) "nb Mike. hgt?
John: "you must have textlexia."

by laxislife19 April 16, 2009

Texted-out

Texting your way out of a situation, without having to talk.

John- Are you going on your first date with that Cathy girl you met last week.

Keith- Naw.... I texted-out, I didnt have the heart to call!!

My boss knew i was sick, so instead of calling... I just Texted-out.

by texkeith November 21, 2009

Texterbating

To text yourself

I was trying to fit in by texting but my classmates caught on that I was texterbating...now I really don't have any friends...

by PharmD13 July 10, 2010

Paragraph texter

Someone who types long responses to a text

"Wow, Hannah just sent me a really long responce. She's a paragraph texter"

by Bookbanana February 4, 2016

Texte

(Pronounced like /teste/) A persons who is texting on their phone and not paying attention to where they are going.

Did you see that? That texte just walked right into a fountain! What a gonad!

by foolm2 August 14, 2011

turtle texter

Someone who takes forever to send or type a test message.

Dude, I texted Vlad like 30 minutes ago and he hasn't responded yet, he is such a fuckin' turtle texter.

by LickNunz June 22, 2008

Texter

n. One who uses, or prefers text messaging.

"Grandma is a very slow texter." or "My girlfriend never returns my texts. She is a very flaky texter." or "She prefers texting so she never calls me. She's definitely a texter."

by BlindedViews October 11, 2012