testicular heft

When a badass drops the science that can’t be disputed or denied!

That plan was made by a man with real Testicular Heft !

by Torontovip May 23, 2018

testicular velocity

Testicular Velocity: the amount of balls you have to handle any given situation.

Employee to Boss: My maximum testicular velocity no longer allows me to put up with your BS.

Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Dating you has diminished my testicular velocity proven by how many times I go to Target with you.

by Shellbell2 August 25, 2021

testicles

The best thing a man could have, but not you.

john: Eat my testicles
lana: i thought you where gay

by qwertyuiop loves bbc May 4, 2022

Mens testicle fluid

Semen also known as cum

Hey i just drank Mens testicle fluid

Nice

by Maskvicius564 April 24, 2023

Testicles

The two round balls in the sack under the mans 'shaft'.

Terrance: Paul! Did you see that guys big round testicles

Paul: Yes i did Terrence, they were a beauty.

by CrattleCrie January 16, 2012

right testicle

The one on the right. Because no one likes the Left one!

man my right testicle is itchy as hell.

by fuckretardsintheass! November 19, 2004

Scandinavian Testicle Grab

The process whereby someone is has you cornered, e.g.. in a head lock, and you put your hands on their testicles and squeeze and twist, instantly releasing yourself! Not to be mixed up with the Swedish Testicle Grapple which is a sex move from the same region.

'Some guy tried to beat me up the other day but i gave him the Scandinavian Testicle Grab and he just broke down'

by whalley1234 January 7, 2009