The professional computer assistant you call to help you with a computer problem who either treats you like shit because
they think they are God since they know more about computers than you or who is of absolutely no help at all because in fact they know absolutely nothing about computers and have just charged you to make your problem even worse.
they think they are God since they know more about computers than you or who is of absolutely no help at all because in fact they know absolutely nothing about computers and have just charged you to make your problem even worse.
I just got off the phone with that comp-u-terd who works for the company that sold me my computer. I paid $50 dollars in advance to get help removing a virus and now my hard drive won't boot.
by poppilopo June 13, 2009
terd burglars is a skateboarding crew which hates on other confined skateboarding crews. it is made up of about ten members.
how ya going, do i know you, oh your that dam tb crew, dont talk to me if your not in pfd...... pfft piss off
by quess March 31, 2005
A statement made to or about an individual who thinks highly of themselves and has delusions of grandeur.
Since Ron became supervisor I don't know what has come over him. He has been acting like king shit of terd island when he makes a decision. I'm really beginning to find it irritating.
egotistical self-importance
egotistical self-importance
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
This is when a person becomes a hindrance on any type of group activity or event by raising concerns and not going along with the crowd.
Why is Greg such a Terd in the punch bowl. I know he ruins every party by telling his stories of how donkeys are great companions, we keep telling him chicks don't want to hear about donkeys. After reading the secret that guy has been a real drag.
by directly at the sun April 13, 2010
A) (noun) a person who knows no method of small talk or even normal conversation besides whining about problems that aren't really problems.
B) a person who makes friends but doesn't claim them.
C) someone who thinks not having a prom date is what "getting hurt" means.
D) Someone who explains why he agrees with you.
E) Someone who hates efficiency.
B) a person who makes friends but doesn't claim them.
C) someone who thinks not having a prom date is what "getting hurt" means.
D) Someone who explains why he agrees with you.
E) Someone who hates efficiency.
by da boss of da bawss April 25, 2009
(During a smoke break)
Patrick: What's wrong with you Jason?
Jason: I got to go to the bathroom. This cigarette was a terd trigger.
Patrick: What's wrong with you Jason?
Jason: I got to go to the bathroom. This cigarette was a terd trigger.
by Pat J Bateman August 23, 2009
Not quite the size of a turd, similar in size to a terd.... A bouyant terd is feces that floats to the top of the water, usually because of high amounts of meat a diet.
There was a buoyant terd in the toilet at school.
by Gamefreakr August 31, 2015