The professional computer assistant you call to help you with a computer problem who either treats you like shit because
they think they are God since they know more about computers than you or who is of absolutely no help at all because in fact they know absolutely nothing about computers and have just charged you to make your problem even worse.
they think they are God since they know more about computers than you or who is of absolutely no help at all because in fact they know absolutely nothing about computers and have just charged you to make your problem even worse.
I just got off the phone with that comp-u-terd who works for the company that sold me my computer. I paid $50 dollars in advance to get help removing a virus and now my hard drive won't boot.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
Get the comp-u-terdmug. terd burglars is a skateboarding crew which hates on other confined skateboarding crews. it is made up of about ten members.
how ya going, do i know you, oh your that dam tb crew, dont talk to me if your not in pfd...... pfft piss off
by quess March 30, 2005
Get the terd burglarmug. A statement made to or about an individual who thinks highly of themselves and has delusions of grandeur.
Since Ron became supervisor I don't know what has come over him. He has been acting like king shit of terd island when he makes a decision. I'm really beginning to find it irritating.
egotistical self-importance
egotistical self-importance
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
Get the king shit of terd islandmug. This is when a person becomes a hindrance on any type of group activity or event by raising concerns and not going along with the crowd.
Why is Greg such a Terd in the punch bowl. I know he ruins every party by telling his stories of how donkeys are great companions, we keep telling him chicks don't want to hear about donkeys. After reading the secret that guy has been a real drag.
by directly at the sun April 13, 2010
Get the Terd in the punch bowlmug. by Batman vision dark mode May 1, 2021
Get the Terd tatermug. by Iben Yerkinoff March 12, 2010
Get the Terd Swipemug. When you’re in the bathtub getting booty hole finger blasted and a poop ball comes out and floats in the tub
I got terd Fergusoned last night with a guy from wall street and he just picked up the terd and set it on the edge of the tub for me to look at and realize what I had done.
by Quinoaslut December 15, 2021
Get the Terd Fergusonmug.