Anus terd

The way shitkicking retards would spell "Anus Turd"

Two other definitions of "Anus Terd" were posted by shitkicking retards

by The Big G July 26, 2004

Plano terd

A filthy scuzzy West Plano fuck that walks around pist off all the time.

Hey you fucking asshole I'm talking to you. You parked in the pregnant Broad space.

Fuck you Plano Terd!

by boody man October 19, 2004

love terd

When one drops by any such internet society (facebook, twitter, myspace etc.) and drop sweet nothings to several people in a matter of seconds just to show you care.

yeah... I thought I was important, but turns out that nice thing she said was just another sad love terd.

"I love you so" - "You are awesome" - "Thanks for coming out!" - "See you soon!" - "Kisses!" - "Nice chatting with you!" - "Can't wait for next weekend!" - "Let's get together real soon!

by angryslotharmy August 1, 2010

It'll make a terd

A phrase used when a meal or dinner you just had was less than desirable. An expression used when your meal was not what you expected. Used when there is nothing good to say about something you just ate. A term used not because you hate the food but because you just can't think of anything good to say about it.

Girl- "How was dinner tonight honey?"
Guy- "It'll make a terd."

Waiter from expensive restaurant- "Sir how was your meal tonight?"
Sir- "It'll make a terd."

Friend- "Man that was the best taco I've ever ate, what did you think of it?"
You- "It'll make a terd."

by Poltergeist004 July 7, 2010

thai terd

n. an urgent and prickly bowel movement associated with the consumption of extra hot Pad Thai. Frequently proceeded by a spray fart with the after affects similar to having a cactus in the ass.

After a delicious and spicy Pad Thai lunch, Vini spray farted in the elevator, then ran to the employee restroom where the jettison of the thai terd could be heard throughout the office. Manning, the custodian never returned to work.

by misterquinton January 20, 2009

Alaskan Terd Nugget

When a man shits in a womans vagina and then when engadged in sex she queefs it on his dick. He then slaps her on the cheek with his erect penis, leaving a dark line.

I gave that girl a nice Alaskan Terd Nugget last night. She looked like a freak today with that black and blue.

by Achmed Badalandabad February 12, 2008

mountain terd

a substance that comes out of a moutain lion's ass in a form of a terd on a mountain a little south of the mexican border.

This mountain terd is a big shit.

by Shcarsloo April 22, 2011