a really bad smelling fart
damn jule that was straight off the terd
by jerrrrm August 29, 2005
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Is the process when a so called idiot, takes ones fecies and tries to have intercourse with it. Which in most cases can just be used as a insult to describe a guy of complete ignorance.
That Dood over there is such a Fuck Terd.
by Renu Berry October 23, 2009
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A phrase used when a meal or dinner you just had was less than desirable. An expression used when your meal was not what you expected. Used when there is nothing good to say about something you just ate. A term used not because you hate the food but because you just can't think of anything good to say about it.
Girl- "How was dinner tonight honey?"
Guy- "It'll make a terd."

Waiter from expensive restaurant- "Sir how was your meal tonight?"
Sir- "It'll make a terd."

Friend- "Man that was the best taco I've ever ate, what did you think of it?"
You- "It'll make a terd."
by Poltergeist004 July 2, 2010
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When a man shits in a womans vagina and then when engadged in sex she queefs it on his dick. He then slaps her on the cheek with his erect penis, leaving a dark line.
I gave that girl a nice Alaskan Terd Nugget last night. She looked like a freak today with that black and blue.
by Achmed Badalandabad February 11, 2008
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A hard shit that has got flakes faking off of it, mainly during constipation
Aw that there is a rank crusty terd
by Cooldudecraig June 11, 2017
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Terd herd thay comes out with great force and speed, usually causes a splash that touches the ball sack or the taint.
by benny_64 February 12, 2009
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