Terd Trigger

Whenever a cigarette is lit and the smoker instantly needs to go to the bathroom.
(During a smoke break)
Patrick: What's wrong with you Jason?
Jason: I got to go to the bathroom. This cigarette was a terd trigger.
by Pat J Bateman August 23, 2009
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Triumphant terd

A crap that somone can be proud of.
That was most Defiantly a Triumphant terd.
by Will chatwin October 15, 2008
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Dickless Terd

A) (noun) a person who knows no method of small talk or even normal conversation besides whining about problems that aren't really problems.

B) a person who makes friends but doesn't claim them.

C) someone who thinks not having a prom date is what "getting hurt" means.

D) Someone who explains why he agrees with you.

E) Someone who hates efficiency.
Will stop being a dickless terd or i'll rape you into a coma.
by da boss of da bawss April 25, 2009
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TERD

Arielle Scarcella, JK Rowling, and Vanessa Vokey are TERDs.
by Seya TJP January 26, 2022
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TERD

Trans Exclusionary Racist Dummy
JK is a TERD.
by QueerJoy April 17, 2025
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TERD

Trans Exclusionary Racist Dummy
JK is a TERD
by QueerJoy April 17, 2025
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TERD

Trump Emotional Response Delirium. When sufferers are confronted with Mr. Trump making one statement immediately followed by a contradictory statement, they become flushed in the face, insisting both statements are true.
He has a bad case of TERD. He believes everything Trump says, even if Trump immediately says the opposite in the same speech. .
by VERITAS HONORUS June 10, 2025
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