Terd Trigger

Whenever a cigarette is lit and the smoker instantly needs to go to the bathroom.

(During a smoke break)
Patrick: What's wrong with you Jason?
Jason: I got to go to the bathroom. This cigarette was a terd trigger.

by Pat J Bateman August 23, 2009

terd pincher

The act of pincing a long terd using just your ass muscles.

Dude, I just couldn't shake that terd, it was so long I had to use my terd pincher muscles.

by metal_buds September 18, 2012

Triumphant terd

A crap that somone can be proud of.

That was most Defiantly a Triumphant terd.

by Will chatwin October 15, 2008

Terd Ferguson

When you’re in the bathtub getting booty hole finger blasted and a poop ball comes out and floats in the tub

I got terd Fergusoned last night with a guy from wall street and he just picked up the terd and set it on the edge of the tub for me to look at and realize what I had done.

by Quinoaslut December 16, 2021

Dickless Terd

A) (noun) a person who knows no method of small talk or even normal conversation besides whining about problems that aren't really problems.

B) a person who makes friends but doesn't claim them.

C) someone who thinks not having a prom date is what "getting hurt" means.

D) Someone who explains why he agrees with you.

E) Someone who hates efficiency.

Will stop being a dickless terd or i'll rape you into a coma.

by da boss of da bawss April 25, 2009