Kimchee Temper

A temper often associated with the likes of koreans, most notably the women who are known for their violent tempers. Many believe the hot blooded temper is derived from the extravagant chili spices found in kimchee, a common staple food of koreans.

Many believe the spicy pickling process combined with daily consumption of kimchee are reasons why the temper levels can reach such high and sustained levels.

While koreans are usually very happy, don't get them angry or they'll unleash their stored up kimchee temper upon you.

Ho brah this fine korean chick at the yakiniku restaurant get one mean kimchee temper, she wouldn't stop yellin at the server.

by hobah1337 May 30, 2011

Tugging the Timber

The act of masterbation.

I woke up with some good morning wood so I was Tugging the Timber for awhile before I got up.

by Lt.Short Bus February 9, 2009

timber

(n.) a massive, solid erection.

Guy 1- "Dude, class just ended, why are you still sitting there?"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

hockey-temper

noun: a person who has a bad temper.

" hey there, hockey-temper, why you punching the wall?"

" Fuck you!!"

by joe don baker December 20, 2002

Timber Turd

When one is sitting taking a shit, his turd is so solid all the way down to where it touches the bottom of the toilet and is still connected to the rectum, and one stands up and the turd falls over and hits him in the nuts, and then one yells timber

I have to go take a poop.....
(10 minutes later)
TIMBER!!!!
thats a timber turd

by the great googlio October 10, 2009

Temera

A unique and interesting name that formed a little girl into a unique and interesting woman simply because it was spelled wrong on her birth certificate. It was suppose to be "Tamara". Thanks Dad.

"Wow, your dad spelled your name wrong on your BIRTH CERTIFICATE? That is JACKED UP Temera."

by Goodbye July February 3, 2010

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes

Store in a cool place(50F to 60F). Lower temperatures may cause chilling injury. Pantries, basements or garages can provide a cool place during most of the year. Non-insulated garages may be too warm in the summer and too cold during winter.
Allways treat tomatos with care and respect. Report any suspicious tomatoe related behaviour to either The British Tomato Growers' Association or the California Tomato Commission
"A tomato is not just for christmas; its for many other occasions including, but not exclusive to:
Easter
Jack Daniels birthday
Pre-pub fridge raid...day....?

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes - troubling times lye ahead for tomatos stored under incorrect temperatures......... indeed

by Funk Master Slam August 29, 2006