Someone who doesn't know anything/very little about technology. Sometimes they end up throwing around buzz words (like high-speed, big data, machine learning, IoT etc.) in an attempt to make themselves look smart - much to the dismay of the geeks watching.
Steve: "This new smart watch has 1TB of ram, a machine-learning CPU processor, 15MB of high-capacity SSD storage and 10MB of mobile data. Pretty good, eh?"
Dan: "eh..."
Steve: "Oh! Did you know that the watch also comes with a state-of-the-art big data analyzer?"
Dan: *sighs*
Dan: "Steve, your such a tech illiterate - did you know that?"
Dan: "eh..."
Steve: "Oh! Did you know that the watch also comes with a state-of-the-art big data analyzer?"
Dan: *sighs*
Dan: "Steve, your such a tech illiterate - did you know that?"
by YearOfTheSnitch July 23, 2019
Get the tech illiteratemug. Someone who is really interested and passionate about technology. Not to be confused with "code monkey".
Geoff: "Hey nice Android Phone, does it have the 2.2 update yet?" Allison: "No idea, it's just a phone, you're such a Tech Monkey."
by Gee.... November 21, 2010
Get the Tech Monkeymug. The best rapper to represent KCMO. He has the tightest flow that I have ever heard. You can't mess with the one and only Aaron D. Yates. If you beefin' with tecca nina you beefin with KCMO. Yadadimean.
by OhN9ne July 28, 2008
Get the Tech N9nemug. Image Ignition develops tech-forward products and services, enabling your customers to have a mobile friendly experience.
II is an Interactive Mobile Solutions and Marketing company and prides themselves on being tech-forward thinkers.
II is an Interactive Mobile Solutions and Marketing company and prides themselves on being tech-forward thinkers.
by MjNixon October 3, 2011
Get the tech-forwardmug. Engineering school Located in Michigan's Upper Peninsula. Students with the brains of MIT students but because of a poor guy/girl ratio they kill off all the smart cells with massive amounts of alochol.
"yeah i went to michigan tech once, i cant remember what happened"
"Michigan Technological University, out drinking you since 1885"
"Michigan Technological University, out drinking you since 1885"
by Kevin E30 M3 April 23, 2006
Get the michigan techmug. by Anonymous October 15, 2003
Get the Tech N9nemug. The University of Wake Tech for high achievers of America is the most prestigious school on this side of the mississippi and has graduated such successful individuals as that dude who sells speakers out of a van at walmart, or that one dude who strategically places hamburger patties between sesame buns...
by iamaputtputtpro April 16, 2009
Get the Wake Techmug.