technotard

Somebody that always pretends to know technology, or pretends to be a uber h4xor (awesome hacker)

Colton pretends to know computers, and Travis sends viruses, yeah right! they are such technotards!

by EMGP January 11, 2008

technotronica

techno and electronic music put together to form a mix of the two.

"the genre of music they played was technotronica"

by lulu lion January 23, 2009

Technotard

A person who is technologically retarded. Esp. concerning computers and gadgets.

God, my mum is such a technotard! She asked if my Macbook charger would connect her iPod to her Windoze laptop!

by Gintonic November 3, 2010

Technoturd

Person who is so obnoxiously technologically proficient that they ridicule you for not knowing how to photoshop Hillary Clinton's face onto a donkey's butt.

My computer science teacher is such a technoturd.

by Big "J" in PDX December 25, 2010

Technogorp

Someone who is so inept when it comes to anything technology related, it embarrasses 21st century mankind.

"Andy, did Mav forget how to turn his laptop on again?" "Yes, he's such a technogorp!!"

by Marek Ponkle September 19, 2011

technotrance

technotrance Any piece of electronic equipment which holds your attention to the point of full on oblivion to everything around you. Combining the words technology, and trance

"That game has him in a technotrance. He hasn't moved in days." or "Look at that group of kids sitting in a circle staring at their phones. They seem to be stuck in a technotrance"

by Sixty-Six May 29, 2016

technotard

A term, usually used by programmers or people who make a living on computers, referring to a person who may know very little or nothing at all (hence the 'tard'), about something technological, (hence the 'techno').

I know right, this individual is using python 2 when it is clear that python 3 is far superior to the afore mentioned python 2.

haha what a technotard

by My grandma's soggy anus December 23, 2016