A girl, usually between the approximate ages of 19 and 30, of exceptional natural beauty, and who therefore causes 'wowsers in the trousers' of all men who lay eyes on her.
The male in this situation generally feels the desire for said lady to tease his weasel, possibly squeeze the weasel (depends what you're into), please his weasel, and if all goes well, make the weasel sneeze.
**Not to be confused with chocolate weasel teaser**
The male in this situation generally feels the desire for said lady to tease his weasel, possibly squeeze the weasel (depends what you're into), please his weasel, and if all goes well, make the weasel sneeze.
**Not to be confused with chocolate weasel teaser**
Dave: Whoah! Dude, this city is full of weasel-teasers; I love it!
Boris: Yeah man...daaaymn! See that girl over there? She could tease my weasel all day!
Boris: Yeah man...daaaymn! See that girl over there? She could tease my weasel all day!
by The Noceros February 19, 2010
Get the Weasel-teaser mug.A person (usually a male) with a new can of dipping tobacco who neglects to make the socially expected offer to fellow chewers upon entering a group situation, or refuses to share his tobacco with others. Being a Rick tease is widely frowned upon around bonfires, four-wheelers, and 30-racks of Busch Light, especially in Onalaska.
Hooter: "Hey Dirk, y'anna toss me that can?"
Derek: "Nah man, go buy your own can, ya know?"
Hooter: "Quit bein' such a Rick tease, ya'sshole!"
Derek: "Man, you bett'r be thankful y'ain't a Triad, man..."
Derek: "Nah man, go buy your own can, ya know?"
Hooter: "Quit bein' such a Rick tease, ya'sshole!"
Derek: "Man, you bett'r be thankful y'ain't a Triad, man..."
by JuhCoby25 December 7, 2010
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An insult for a bad movie employing former A-list (now Z-list) celebrities, especially old male action heros, to spend only a few days acting in a movie so that it can be promoted with a known star. The movie has cheap production and very bad quality.
It's unclear whether the term refers to the the audience for such a movie (old people tricked into paying for a bad movie by a former star who only their age group would recognise), or the elderly actor cashing in on their reputation for very little effort.
The insult implies that the movie's production is a passionless cash grab, tricking an audience into paying for a movie with known actors but with minimal effort elsewhere. Such movies may have a cliché story, bad acting, bad cinematography, bad special effects, and so on, because the production was churning out movies.
It's unclear whether the term refers to the the audience for such a movie (old people tricked into paying for a bad movie by a former star who only their age group would recognise), or the elderly actor cashing in on their reputation for very little effort.
The insult implies that the movie's production is a passionless cash grab, tricking an audience into paying for a movie with known actors but with minimal effort elsewhere. Such movies may have a cliché story, bad acting, bad cinematography, bad special effects, and so on, because the production was churning out movies.
Steven Seagal is in so many Geezer Teasers these days
You can skip 'Contract to Kill' it's a Seagal Geezer Teaser
I'd watch that Geezer Teaser
You can skip 'Contract to Kill' it's a Seagal Geezer Teaser
I'd watch that Geezer Teaser
by holloway March 8, 2022
Get the Geezer Teaser mug.a girl who flirts and leads on every guy and cant control herself. May not seem like a bad person, but FLIRTS WITH EVERY SINGLE GUY SHE KNOWS. She will instantly ditch you after a week, the longest, for her next victim. Friends who are girls dont exist, you destroyed them all.
by room401sisters October 29, 2009
Get the cock-a-tease mug.When a person is fun, funny, has an easy going manner, open, cute either looks or personality, or has quirky mannerisms, it is easy to flirt and tease them....so these kinds of people are teasealicious. These kinds of people also like to tease and like being teased. Sometimes the teasing borders slightly on being sexual but it never totally ever goes there. It's a way of having fun.
My friend from Spain is fun and funny and loves to flirt. He is also a really nice guy. He is teasealicious....especially when he mispronounces English words such as pumpkin...'punkie'
by reb8 January 29, 2010
Get the teasealicious mug.John: I was doing her but then I just stopped when she almost came.
Peter: You are such a twat tease.
Jane: I wanted to have sex with him but he couldn't get it up. He's a twat tease.
Peter: You are such a twat tease.
Jane: I wanted to have sex with him but he couldn't get it up. He's a twat tease.
by RinuCZ November 3, 2008
Get the twat tease mug.A person who makes their status on facebook, myspace, etc., something that people will OBVIOUSLY ask about, then refuses to elaborate
Jan Smith: is so tired of this and cant take it anymore!
------Sally Johnson: d00de jan teh eff is up?!
Jan Smith: Oh nothing DOT DOT DOT DOT
= status tease
------Sally Johnson: d00de jan teh eff is up?!
Jan Smith: Oh nothing DOT DOT DOT DOT
= status tease
by ayemaynedayyy January 16, 2009
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