teach an old dog new tricks

when someone does something for a long time and its hard to teach them new abilities.

you cant teach an old dog new tricks, my uncle never learned how to use his cellphone.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016

Let me teach you

Let me teach you is basically a fighting word meaning you’re about to get beat tf out of you and you shouldn’t have challenged that person because it’s over for you it’s a fuck around and find out situation.

Person #1: Yeah since you been doing all that talking imma beat ya ass cause I gets active

Person #2: Nah nah cause I gets active too let me teach you baby, let me teach you

by Fivestargirl November 21, 2023

teach

someone who ruins lives and causes mental illnesses such as deppression and suicide. come in many different forms. English teachers, mathematics and even history. if you see one run.

"I will be your teacher for this year"

"The teacher gave us homework, what a cunt!"

by Sofia Ponzetta September 5, 2023

In my 20 years of teaching.

If you ever hear your teacher preface a speech with this sentence. You done fucked up. It is over. You are finished and will never see the light of day again. The heinous crime you have committed by blasting loud Indian music while the substitute was teaching would have catched up to you eventually. Now you must run hide and maybe even hide.

In my 20 years of teaching. I have never seen a more disrespectful class.

by Diggy Bick March 9, 2023

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well just get up and teach before handing us a friggin packet yo
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by sigma by sigma boy ts ngl pmo February 9, 2025

Anti-teaching

The form of teaching that does the opposite of normal teaching. Makes you more dumb instead of smart.

That teacher has perfected the form of anti-teaching with how bad they teach.

by Biggest man October 3, 2023

Teaching Name

A name magically given to “all teachers when they graduate teaching school, actually their last name

“Do teachers call eachother by there teaching name or their first name?”

by hahahaha_no May 29, 2018