I'm taking my talents to South Beach

The act of going the bathroom, specifically for a shit. Comes from LeBron James using this phrase to take a massive shit on a huge number of people: fans, teammates, and the entire NBA.

Bro #1: It's time for that bitchin' party!

Bro #2: Yeah! One sec though, I'm taking my talents to South Beach first!

by Disappointed Ohioan October 27, 2010

Tatenda

A Zimbabwean name for a male who is an attractive, well-proportioned, and imposing appearance suggestive of health and strength; good-looking:

wow that tatenda guy is the one i want to talk to

by muzimbo December 2, 2010

Talent show drag

When watching a talent show, one of the acts seem to last forever. This is done easier when playing a musical instrument, such as the piano or clarinet.

Dude to another dude sitting next to him.

"This is such a talent show drag! It has been six minutes already and she doesn't seem to know how to end the song she's playing!"

by geniusonwheels February 9, 2009

hidden talent

When someone doesn't know about a special talent that you or someone has. Pretty much a secret to the person who doesn't know about it.

(Dave) Wow. Kara can work magic with her mouth.
(Tom) Really? Guess thats her hidden talent.
(Dave) Mhmm.

by yoursocool August 24, 2009

no talent whatsoever

Basically, every "artist" who has appeared on MTV and B.E.T. since 1997.

The movie Gigli is solid proof that Jennifer Jopez and Ben Affleck have no talent whatsoever.

by AYB October 22, 2003

Talentedest

A non-word that Lil Wayne incorrectly uses to describe his abundant amount of talent (what?) in his interview in Rolling Stone's April 16, 2009 edition.

Direct quote: "If every artist has a thing, my thing is my talent. That's the rarity. My niche is that I'm the talentedest n***a ever."

by ARichter May 31, 2009

taken bacon

someone who is taken

Wow Regan are you a single pringle or a taken bacon?

by Chinesekfc December 16, 2016