American Taliban

Vocal, well-financed, extreme fundamentalist Christians attempting to legislate the oppression of homosexuals, women and science at the expense of our national schools, national health and U.S. Constitution. The equation of these politically and financially powerful extreme fundamentalist Christians with the Afgani Taliban --violent extreme fundamentalist Muslims-- emphasizes the false patriotism of these american zealots.

See Dan Savage's advice column Savage Love for the Week of May 16th 2006.

Due to the efforts of the American Taliban, another women's health clinic closed its doors today.

Careful! Your phone calls are being recorded by the government and monitored by the American Taliban.

by LaFuerte May 28, 2006

Christian Taliban

The Christian taliban is used to refer those conservative christians who are very religious and want their religion to play a big role in public life, influencing laws (for instance, making abortion illegal). It is used towards those christian Americans who while very “conservative” are nowhere near the Talibans in terms of backwardness.

Christian Taliban

by Dandy needs Candy October 3, 2020

taliban turd worshipper

A taliban turd worshipper is your general run of the mill islamic taliban dog feces eating terrorist who frequents the mountains between Pakistan and Afghanistan. These feral dogs are even further down the evolutionary ladder then mosquitos.

The Canadian sniper punched a perfect hole straight through the taliban turd worshippers throat with his .50 calibre rifle laughing with glee as the taliban turd worshipper chokes on his own blood.

by Islams Defeat December 29, 2008

taliban tan

Everyone thinks a standard tanning bed gives the darkest and richest shade around, but those who think that have never experienced the Taliban Tan. It is the shade of skin you have after it is melted by radiation from a bomb that exploded near your tiny little village.

"Iraq is the best location for Taliban Tans. be sure to wear sunblock! Sun poisoning leads to war."

by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008

Talibambawae

1. A synonym of "hakuna matata." This word is used at random times whenever someone is feeling good, doesn't give a shit, or wants to feel better.
2. A lifestyle of not giving a shit about drama, emo Facebook status's and past mistakes.
3. The state of happiness a person achieves after facing all of their past mistakes head on and finding resolution.

I'm totally feeling talibambawae after smoking that joint.

I shouted Talibambawae down the dorm hall after Sarah agreed to go out with me.

by Archer429 November 25, 2010

talamanca

A way of describing something that is dank, spicy, fresh, etc.

*loads up YouTube Video*
"Talamanca"

by AgentShamrock November 28, 2016

Taliban Balla Gang

Reckless ass niggas who own Faiss Middle School and the southside of Las Vegas. Not associated with Blood or Crip gangs. TBG reps Purple,Camo and green as its colors.

Buster: Taliban Balla Gang some pussies
Taliban Balla Gang Member: What you say nigga *pulls out gun* Boom Boom what you gon say now!

by TBG_Thugga March 26, 2019